How do I convince my boyfriend death metal is not mood music?

[dreaming neon darkspot]

cocktacular, even

 

[Liverslapper]

cockarific!

 

[Will Bozarth]

yeah, when i find someone who can suck 16 cocks while watching Dawn of the Dead, i think i'll marry them

you don't like to do sexual things with people you're in a relationship with, remember?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

yes, and as soon as we get married, all of the sex will stop, of course.

i'll just use my penises to beat them when they don't have dinner ready on time.

 

[Will Bozarth]

mmhmm

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

marriage is gross anyway.

 

[Will Bozarth]

don't forget about "significant others".

 

[Captain Beard]

What about insignificant others?

 

[Will Bozarth]

sounds accurate

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

What about insignificant others?

yeah, that's basically what they are, anyway.

 

[Morganna]

My other is significant. I kind of need those balls! I wub him too! <3 lol. But still, love those balls.

 

[Will Bozarth]

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

i thought by "wub" she meant "rub", so my response was going to be
Well, i guess she does need those balls!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

she kneads those balls, amirite?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

ow

 

[Calamitas1786]

She's ballin'

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

she's a baller

 

[Calamitas1786]

she kneads those balls, amirite?

that sounds pretty horrendous, actually

 

[Calamitas1786]

she's a baller

Dammit Chris!!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

my pals!