How lame!!!

"a 'Bodom' is the name for an ancient type of wooden structure that used to be used in ritual sacrifices by the Aztecs. It was powered by the sun and the victim would be slowly crushed from differnt angles so their body was split in to 5 pieces. There are 5 members of the band hence 'children of 'bodom'." - Quote from a kid on the messageboard


Why do people make this shit up? Lol, like it's not obvious that he's wrong haha, since the first damn album.... So what happened he has retarded friends, goes to geocities websites, or tried to sound smart and looked it up on google... Haha... Oh man.. Aztec sacrafices... Indeed.
 
My god please spare the stupid nu metal bullshit. Cob is not nu metal I dont care how hard you try to get yourself to believe that. HCDR was NOT nu metal and neither is TL&S. Korn is nu metal, Soil is nu metal and im sorry but COB dont have any of the same elements as these bands and it seems that your opinions are a bit biased and nothing seems to be good to you unless it has the same type of virtuoso guitar work as Symphony X and harmonic minor shred all over the place. It just so happens that some metal bands want to settle down and work into just a more "heavy" style of metal and not constant shred. I like CoB's older material more but can still enjoy the heavier style shit they have been putting out.

Oh and sorry but Romeo does not walk over every rock/metal guitarist. Becker owns Romeo in shredding and in composition.
 
i dont think it will be 100% nu metal and even if it is..... im sure its listenable.... if not.... no big deal man
 
zakk_hate_me_666 said:
oh i thought he meant over at SOB where everyday there is a "whose penis is longer : alexi or herman ?" thread.
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you really don't like the SOB forum huh. well its funny because this forum really isn't better, this forum has topics about naked pictures of the band, jani vs alexi, will cob tour blah etc. at least sob has some decent topics and a musicians forum. Also i don't think i've ever seen a whose penis is longer topic there or anything even like that.
 
NUDE PICTURES OF THE BAND!?!?!??!?!?WHERE?!!!??!?!??

*curses and shakes angry fists at the bastard who is responsable for getting rid of the search option*
 
Ya know what? The SoB forum has some of the worst musicians I've ever heard. They fucking praise the hell out of each other for playing like shit. This forum is like.. the ultra fucking mean forum. You can play as well as you'd like and someone would still ruin your shit with a nice verbal asskicking. :D
 
its the only way to be. Sob is just painful to read, my eyes burn when I read those blasphemic comments by those lesser human beings. Their IQ is relative to the size of hydrogen atoms. If I had the chance, Id punch them all in their ovaries for being such pussies.
 
Bryan_of_Bodom said:
its the only way to be. Sob is just painful to read, my eyes burn when I read those blasphemic comments by those lesser human beings. Their IQ is relative to the size of hydrogen atoms. If I had the chance, Id punch them all in their ovaries for being such pussies.
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agreed agreed agreed. the website might be kinda good, but the forum is full of bs, the ppl are extremely rude, and the webmasters are nazi-fascists assholes that would kick anyone that said anything they didnt like out. pure fascism.
 
gkelter said:
Ya know what? The SoB forum has some of the worst musicians I've ever heard. They fucking praise the hell out of each other for playing like shit. This forum is like.. the ultra fucking mean forum. You can play as well as you'd like and someone would still ruin your shit with a nice verbal asskicking. :D
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hahaha agreed
 
Bryan_Of_Bodom said:
its the only way to be. Sob is just painful to read, my eyes burn when I read those blasphemic comments by those lesser human beings. Their IQ is relative to the size of hydrogen atoms. If I had the chance, Id punch them all in their ovaries for being such pussies.
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Wow, I think they need more meaningful and intelligent posters like you around to show them how to be more "hardcore" and how to think.
 
if you think that is hardcore I might as well listen to fucking disco. What the fuck, thats so completely incoherent.
edit: do I even need to pull examples from there, because I'm sure I could find atleast one in every thread. This is pointless.
 
Of course the SOB forum is full of shit. Let's face it; most COB fans are fucking idiots. Like someone pointed out, this forum isn't any better. I think the last time someone discussed something COB related here was like in 2002 or so.

Ocean.Soul said:
-- the webmasters are nazi-fascists assholes that would kick anyone that said anything they didnt like out. pure fascism.
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Thanks. It's like working on a kindergarten, you gotta maintain _some_ control. If we kicked every user who said something we don't like there would be like 10 users on the messageboard instead of 1350.
 
oh you mean like kicking everybody out of the sob forum is good 'maintaining cotrol' attitude? well, if you think that being rude and bitchy like that is maintaining control, i think you should take a better look at this forum. at least ppl here have sense of humor and are friendly (most of the time), and there's no need for fascism like in that forum for 'more control'.
even if ppl dont discuss much CoB, seriously, there's nothing really going on right now except for the new album release.
oh and btw, you dont need to go on posting my quote like that all the time, you can talk directly to me. really.
 
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