How metal affects one's outlook on life

listen to heavier metal (thats assuming that there is someting heavier) and more frequently..it will make you grow
And short people are cool, at least if you run into a mad gunman you wil be less likely to get shot
 
ever since i started listening to metal i've been rebeling against any form of authority that stands in my way. no one gets through me.

HAILZ:headbang:
 
Boo Berry wins a lol

Anyway, try listening to some Floyd, your penis will get longer. For serious!
 
metal made my hair grow a foot or two.

and besides, metal is one of the most energetic and exciting genres out there. listening to any kind of metal makes me psyched up and restless, wanting to headbang/engage in violent/spastic movements
 
Metal doesn't affect my logic. It's just music. When I hear it I feel a high that I rarely get with any other type of music, except techno. Techno is cool.....