How often are your bowel movments?

[paladin shredder]

I just wanted to start a thread where everyone can feel free to leave as little, or as much detail as they want about how good their pooing has been. It's probably not the most mature discussion here, but I think it's a very overlooked subject to talk about.

Lately, I'm been having about one poo every day or two. They constantly vary in size/color/smell/etc. which I take to be a good sign I suppose. Whenever I've pooed a really big one, I tend to feel a sense of accomplishment, which brightens my day.

 

[professorlamp]

One poo every day or two aswell, I'm chuffed when I do a holy diver (where it's poking out of the water).

 

[Line666]

Depends how much I eat - 1500-2000 calories every 2-3 days. 2500-3000 - at least once every day. 4000+ 2-3 times every day.

 

[~BURNY~]

Do you think mine is okay?

 

[drew_drummer]

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

Lately I've been having a feeling everything's not well down there:

 

[paladin shredder]

Here's some nice music for everyone to listen to while browsing this thread

 

[PhilTheBeard]

Damn Charles take's like 4-5 shit's a day

 

[PhilTheBeard]

I'm hovering around 1-2 a day

 

[DanLights]

I can´t comprehend people who say they take a shit every 2-3 days, my wife sometimes goes over a week without pooping, I poop at least 3 times a day. Morning poop, sometimes a second morning poop after coffee, lunch poop (MANDATORY) and almost always a goodnight poop.

 

[Tommy Evans]

Proud 1-2 per day pooper

 

[JeffTD]

Before the morning shower and then once in the afternoon like clockwork if I'm not traveling.

 

[RedDog]

Maybe once a day if I'm lucky. I don't understand, I eat SO MUCH.

 

[ChrisTanakaCanwell]

1-2 times a day. My bass player regularly takes 12-18" long shits... is this normal?

 

[roy22341]

If I don't move my bowels AT LEAST once I day I begin to suspect something is very wrong.

Consider this...if you spend ten minutes a day shitting, 365 days a year, that's 3650 minutes a year on the john. Which is 60 hours, more than an average work week, two and a half full days.

If you live to be 70, that's 177 days - about 6 months of your life. Pooping.

 

[Loren Littlejohn]

Min 1 a day, 2 if I have some mexican/shitty american food.

 

[SocialNumb]

3 or more. Depends on how many meals I have. 1 Poo per meal seems about right.

 

[TheDriller]

Consider this...if you spend ten minutes a day shitting, 365 days a year, that's 3650 minutes a year on the john. Which is 60 hours, more than an average work week, two and a half full days.

This is why I try to shit at work, on company time.
It essentially adds up to an extra week of paid vacation per year.

 

[Empathy]

Only need to fire one out every 2 days on average. I eat a hell of a lot, and I have the most spastic-crazy-overdrive metabolism known to man, but that's all I get.

Oh, and I make sure I time them on work hours; time spent on the bog at work is time well spent.

 

[jangoux]

morning poop, then sometimes the 2nd morning poop and sometimes the after-lunch poop. When I eat too much I can do SEVERAL poops - a couple of days ago I ate too much and woke up with the stomach feeling weird (no diarrhea). Ended up crapping 7 times accross the day.

Btw, I hate to poop, i hate cleaning myself..Worse: I hate cleaning my self and then wanting to crap again.