How often are your bowel movments?

If you´re talking about an iPhone and not a laptop, same here :goggly:

iphone man, it's too clunky and inconvenient to take a laptop imo.

not to mention, if i had to take a laptop with me every time i'm to take a shit, it would look pretty weird and strange when i'm not doing it at my own home. :lol:
 
I would say once a day, definitely some days where it doesn't happen though. Don't know what's wrong with me, I probably eat 4500 calories per day on average.

And always always always have my laptop with me. There's a conveniently sized towel rack in my bathroom that serves as the perfect desk for my laptop while I do my business :)