How often are your bowel movments?

[updog]

1-2 a day basically.

wouldn't mind having a faster metabolism...

 

[LeSedna]

Gosh. I'm actually pooping while I'm opening this thread. The joys of a laptop

I'd say 2 times a day minimum. The morning one is fundamental, if I can't do it I know I will before lunchtime. When I'm stressed/tired/sick, easily 3 or 4 a day !

 

[Pekka Posio]

Girls don't poo.

But wtf first guys in this thread. I usually need to poo 3-4 times a day.

 

[SocialNumb]

1 poop every 2 days is not healthy. It means it's just all sitting in you rotting. Better get some fiber or something up in there.

 

[Jarkko Mattheiszen]

One poop after my morning coffee, sometimes another one in the evening.

 

[DanLights]

morning poop, then sometimes the 2nd morning poop and sometimes the after-lunch poop. When I eat too much I can do SEVERAL poops - a couple of days ago I ate too much and woke up with the stomach feeling weird (no diarrhea). Ended up crapping 7 times accross the day.

Btw, I hate to poop, i hate cleaning myself..Worse: I hate cleaning my self and then wanting to crap again.

I´m quite the same, except I enjoy it

Gosh. I'm actually pooping while I'm opening this thread. The joys of a laptop

I'd say 2 times a day minimum. The morning one is fundamental, if I can't do it I know I will before lunchtime. When I'm stressed/tired/sick, easily 3 or 4 a day !

You take your laptop to the crapper?! Are you nuts?! Get an iPhone!! I do it all the time

 

[Notuern]

After lunch pooper here!

 

[updog]

You take your laptop to the crapper?! Are you nuts?! Get an iPhone!! I do it all the time

i can't take a shit without it these days

 

[jangoux]

i can't take a shit without it these days

+1

 

[jipchen]

Hahaha I approve of this thread.

I used to eat really unhealthy and irregular, and pooped like every two days.. and the shit-nuggets were really hard and it didn't feel good at all.
But I started to eat more vegetables etc some month ago and since then I poop every day, sometimes two times.. and the nuggets (love the word nugget btw) are nice and smooth

Have you guys also noticed that vegetarians and vegans actually stink a lot more when pooping or farting? I noticed with some of my friends and it's weird because most people will say / think that meat makes your poop smell.. which is not true for every person I know haha

 

[vespiz]

Having an irritated bowel disease, namely Cholitis Ulcerosa, gives you a whole new perspective. Right now I'm feeling very good.
It's been in remission for over 10 years (hooray!) and I can't tell you how happy I am that I don't have to go 7-8 times per day anymore.
But 0-3 is the average, depending on what I've eaten.

 

[jangoux]

I am a vegetarian and I kinda like the smell of my productions, it is smooooth eheheh It isn't as bad as people that eat red meat everyday. But I fart too much, that's a fact.

Btw, SHIT NUGGETS? hahahaah Thank God I dont eat those McDonalds Chicken Nuggets anymore

 

[if6was9]

3-4 times a day. The one in the morning is essential. If I leave the house without going for it I'm in for a rough time!

 

[Empathy]

1 poop every 2 days is not healthy. It means it's just all sitting in you rotting. Better get some fiber or something up in there.

You're saying this to a guy that eats 8 Weet-Bix for breakfast every day without fail. That's a shit-load cool of fibre in my diet as it is.

 

[SocialNumb]

You should get your pipes checked just in case.

 

[LeSedna]

I´m quite the same, except I enjoy it



You take your laptop to the crapper?! Are you nuts?! Get an iPhone!! I do it all the time

When I don't have the laptop, I have the iphone yeah

Well we say we spend years pooping, so I'm trying to make it a useful time, by reading threads about pooping on a metal production forum, for example

 

[JeffTD]

(love the word nugget btw)

Me too, but I prefer green to brown nugs.

 

[DeclanWhite]

I do poops way too rarely... but i also dont eat that much... and when i do its junk food haha

 

[DanLights]

i can't take a shit without it these days

If you´re talking about an iPhone and not a laptop, same here

 

[AllanD]

Pretty much everyday