How old were you

[biggsy]

15... had a girl for a year before we went ahead. I'm 17 now. And I'd better take that condom out of my wallet!

 

[opethXisXlove916]

i'm 15 and still holding the v-card.. woohoo!

 

[Black Core]

Hymen broke at 12, did it accidentaly with a tooth brush. Don't ask. First had sex at 15.

You've made me curious

 

[megamaniac]

You've made me curious

Me too!
Btw was the toothbrush new, if not, who did it belong to?

:Smokin:​

 

[Black Core]

^is that relevant?

 

[Vomicum]

16

 

[megamaniac]

^is that relevant?

To me it is!

:Smokin:​

 

[outrageous]

Yes, but that is because you are a weird little boy.

 

[necromancy]

Heheh...

It was in a summer holiday.. It might habe been 8 years ago when we were about 16. My friend jumped into the sea from a heigh rock and sat on a hidden sharp rock in the sea (that made us understand the sign on which was written "dont jump or dive").. That's the way how she lost her virginity.. The doctors said "it is not a usual thing but it happens".. She was all in pain and she was also shocked We are still laughing at this incidence..

And I read it in a newspaper... A girl is masterbating with a small tea glass. I cannot imagine how hard she tried but, it is written that the glass had broken in her vagina which caused her a painful operation in an emergency room..

 

[greasemunkey]

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. thats gotta hurt

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

Heheh...

It was in a summer holiday.. It might habe been 8 years ago when we were about 16. My friend jumped into the sea from a heigh rock and sat on a hidden sharp rock in the sea (that made us understand the sign on which was written "dont jump or dive").. That's the way how she lost her virginity.. The doctors said "it is not a usual thing but it happens".. She was all in pain and she was also shocked We are still laughing at this incidence..

And I read it in a newspaper... A girl is masterbating with a small tea glass. I cannot imagine how hard she tried but, it is written that the glass had broken in her vagina which caused her a painful operation in an emergency room..

:zombie:


I didn’t take any showers in prison so I still have mine

(what ? you didn’t actually expect me to give a mature answer, did you ?)
Must have been 3-4 years ago.
Doesn’t matter much since it was strictly professional, but what the hell !
`

 

[greasemunkey]

you know you became buubas bride

 

[necromancy]

oooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. thats gotta hurt

 

[biggsy]

Heheh...

It was in a summer holiday.. It might habe been 8 years ago when we were about 16. My friend jumped into the sea from a heigh rock and sat on a hidden sharp rock in the sea (that made us understand the sign on which was written "dont jump or dive").. That's the way how she lost her virginity.. The doctors said "it is not a usual thing but it happens".. She was all in pain and she was also shocked We are still laughing at this incidence..

And I read it in a newspaper... A girl is masterbating with a small tea glass. I cannot imagine how hard she tried but, it is written that the glass had broken in her vagina which caused her a painful operation in an emergency room..

:zombie:

That rock story... wtf?

 

[necromancy]

I wrote it after reading the thing about toothbrush above..

 

[Tongue_Ring]

there was a porn chick (i don't remember which one) that went to 1st grade and had an accident on the monkeybars, she was bleeding so bad that she had to go to the ER, when the doctors removed her clitoris, they told her parents "your daughter's never going to have an orgasm" the little girl heard this, understood what it meant and started trying to orgasm without having a clit, and she discovered that she can orgasm (at 6 years old) by shoving hairbrush handles up her ass. the doctors had removed so much flesh down there that when she started getting her period, the gynocologist says that her g-spot was removed in addition to her clit!!!

 

[Tongue_Ring]

@ necromancy
your writing where i can read it now
your english writing is getting better

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

there was a porn chick (i don't remember which one) that went to 1st grade and had an accident on the monkeybars, she was bleeding so bad that she had to go to the ER, when the doctors removed her clitoris, they told her parents "your daughter's never going to have an orgasm" the little girl heard this, understood what it meant and started trying to orgasm without having a clit, and she discovered that she can orgasm (at 6 years old) by shoving hairbrush handles up her ass. the doctors had removed so much flesh down there that when she started getting her period, the gynocologist says that her g-spot was removed in addition to her clit!!!

and so she decided to make a profession out of it ?

@ necromancy
your writing where i can read it now
your english writing is getting better

She is an English teacher…

 

[necromancy]

Actually sometimes there happens to be a lot of people around me and I find myself in a hurry to write what I want to, and this causes a bad English... Sometimes I cannot settle up my mind because of the people who are busily talking around me.. And now I am staying in the same house with my boy friend and his mother... She is from England so that she can easily understand what I am writing... so sometimes I read the stuff written here and write a quick reply... At other times I might be at my work place which means a lot of coleagues and students around, cuz the only free PC which has an internet connection is always crowded.. I can only write freely at home... But I don't spend much time at home

 

[Nemesis_lxix]

I failed the proficiency writing twice because I get nervous and then I can’t even spell my name right.