How to be an online metal head

[waif]

You didn't need to fix it, you just needed to tell me you meant the musician.
And Val's meatspun everyone enough that I doubt you'd get reported. I wouldn't.

 

[Vimana]

I'm extra careful. So I haven't been spun.

 

[mutantllama]

I haven't been rickroll'd or meatspun. I'm just that awesome.

 

[Vimana]

Lies. You have.

 

[mutantllama]

No really, I haven't.

I tend to read the posts after the link.

 

[Zephyrus]

I want you, nec. I want you bad.

I want you,
I want you so bad.
I want you...
You know I want you so bad...
It's driving me mad it's driving me mad.

 

[Blind Guardian]

The most childish thing you can do as an internet metalhead,and something which is not very rare to do on UM, is to answer someones long rant on something by quoting it and then just typing;"no".
Explain why the fuck you disagree instead of just trying to look cool would be my advice to that fourteen year old.

 

[cannibal corpse]

He hates Pantera, Metallica, Iron Maiden, Lamb of God and Opeth. God does he even listen to metal? :/

 

[antiface]

Needs moar cowbell?

 

[The Ozzman]

I have a fever..

 

[skeptik]

The most childish thing you can do as an internet metalhead,and something which is not very rare to do on UM, is to answer someones long rant on something by quoting it and then just typing;"no".
Explain why the fuck you disagree instead of just trying to look cool would be my advice to that fourteen year old.

Sometimes there's actually a fairly eloquent point made by responding to what seems to be a well-thought-out and intricate post which is actually just a long-winded crock of shit with something of such brevity that the contrast is both inevitable and poignant, as well as humorous. The actual complexity of such a response is belied by its seemingly trite nature.

Of course this isn't always the case.

 

[waif]

I haven't been rickroll'd or meatspun. I'm just that awesome.

I have. I don't care. I'm confident enough in my heterosexuality that seeing men fucking doesn't really upset me, and Rick Astley is the bomb.

Sometimes there's actually a fairly eloquent point made by responding to what seems to be a well-thought-out and intricate post which is actually just a long-winded crock of shit with something of such brevity that the contrast is both inevitable and poignant, as well as humorous. The actual complexity of such a response is belied by its seemingly trite nature.

Of course this isn't always the case.

This.

 

[DarkBliss]

Despite being a poor reviewer, I've violated #5 a lot(sans the caps and exlamations abuse). What can I say(is it just me or is someone deliberately editing my posts ah nevermind ), it's interesting to see why people like/dislike certain music.
Their analysis, if only it doesn't cross the line into irrelevant word wizardry, sometimes can help me hear nuances in the music that I may have missed.

 

[The Butt]

at this list, good job. I think the only one I've ever violated is 2 though.

and Rick Astley is the bomb.

 

[Belligerent]

I've seen that on here (I think it was Ozzman).

Ack says that

 

[Deicidal]

HA!!

This article's so true. All metal genres are metal, but if you don't like it, you don't have to be an internet tough guy about it, just makes you look like a puss.

 

[antiface]

HA!!

This article's so true. All metal genres are metal, but if you don't like it, you don't have to be an internet tough guy about it, just makes you look like a puss.

Uh.......oh.

 

[Vimana]

I'm confident enough in my heterosexuality that seeing men fucking doesn't really upset me

We know you are comfortable enough to watch it with no shame.

 

[arg]

but do you get a stiffy

 

[waif]

No.
But if I shut my eyes and listen to the song I do. Is that wrong?