How to commit suicide...

[Lies and Perfidy]

We'd outnumber our audience by like four to one. Oh, and I call the drumset...the other 59 of you can just bang on random percussive stuff. Thirty maraca players, anyone?

 

[Tee]

what is the percentage? do more people that say they will kill themselves really do that, or are those the ones who are kinda abstractly silent?................................... and then are found cold and smelly.....

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

Theres more attempted than actual suicides. Probably.

I dont really want to find out.

 

[Tee]

too bad. if people decide to die, it should be their right to get it done....

 

[LORD_RED_DRAGON]

I Totaly Agree With Tee If People Want To Die They Should Be Able To Get It Done

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

P.S. If you absolutely want to die of hypothermia in the water and not by drowning, wear a life jacket.

hahahahaha.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I flooded the email he gave me back in the day like a month ago. He hasn't answered. ='(

 

[Metal head87]

...by slitting your wrists:

- Arteries take blood away from the heart, pumping it round your body. Arteries have a pulse. Veins carry blood back to the heart. Veins do not have a pulse. The blood pressure in the arteries is higher than in the veins. So if you slit an artery the blood flow will be higher and it's more effective. Slitting length-wise is more effective than perpendicular.

- Everywhere you can feel a pulse, there lies an artery near under the skin.

- The radial arteries on the wrists lie parallel to the long bones at the sides of the thumbs.

- One of the self-healing features of the human body is the clotting of the blood when an injury occures.
To deal with this:
A. Take blood thinners (4 to 8 Aspirin)
B. Put the wound underwater. Lying in a bath tub full of water works.

Procedure:

1. Take the Aspirin
2. Wait one hour
3. Get an unused, sharp razor
4. Lie down in the bath tub
5. Fill it with water
6. Slit your radial arteries LENGTH-WISE


P.S. You can try drinking alcohol before doing it, since the pain will be lower.
Slitting more than one artery increases certainty.



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ATTENTION EMO KIDS. THIS IS HOW IT IS DONE!

 

[Anvil]

Guerrilla was the shit... and every thread he made was legendary...


BUT WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO BUMP THEM BACK!?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Guerrilla was the shit... and every thread he made was legendary...


BUT WHY THE FUCK DO WE HAVE TO BUMP THEM BACK!?

I felt this thread might show some people the path and the way.

Christ are you a little bitch. Bitching like a bitch. Holy shit.

 

[Metal head87]

Maybe Jon Nödtveidt can enlighten us as to what is the best route for suicide. It seems like he did a pretty good job of his own.

 

[derek]

I'm with Tyler, why the endless thread bumping? No little bitch whining there, just a simple damn observation.

Also, sure people should be allowed to kill themselves, but that does not make it any less stupid.

 

[El Stormo]

...by slitting your wrists:

- Arteries take blood away from the heart, pumping it round your body. Arteries have a pulse. Veins carry blood back to the heart. Veins do not have a pulse. The blood pressure in the arteries is higher than in the veins. So if you slit an artery the blood flow will be higher and it's more effective. Slitting length-wise is more effective than perpendicular.

- Everywhere you can feel a pulse, there lies an artery near under the skin.

- The radial arteries on the wrists lie parallel to the long bones at the sides of the thumbs.

- One of the self-healing features of the human body is the clotting of the blood when an injury occures.
To deal with this:
A. Take blood thinners (4 to 8 Aspirin)
B. Put the wound underwater. Lying in a bath tub full of water works.

Procedure:

1. Take the Aspirin
2. Wait one hour
3. Get an unused, sharp razor
4. Lie down in the bath tub
5. Fill it with water
6. Slit your radial arteries LENGTH-WISE


P.S. You can try drinking alcohol before doing it, since the pain will be lower.
Slitting more than one artery increases certainty.

Razorblades fucking hurt like Hell. It's extremely difficult for a human to slice so deep as to actually sever the artery. The solution is putting your arm in a bucket of icewater for an hour before proceeding with the actual cutting.


You're welcome.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I'm with Tyler, why the endless thread bumping? No little bitch whining there, just a simple damn observation.

Endless? What was there, like five?

 

[Dying Freedom]

Self-immolation is the way to go.

 

[Dying Freedom]

I plan to go out by self-immolation, along with a bunch of other people.

Hell yes.

 

[DaveIoC]

I thought the point of lying in warm water was to ease the cramps you get from bleeding out, thus making it more painless.

Shooting yourself in the head with anything less than a shotgun (i.e. full head removal...) isn't actually a fullproof way of doing things. People have lived after bullets and crossbow bolts have passed through (or become lodged in) their brains, and the gun-in-mouth technique is apt to miss everything important and just leave you a vegetable, but very much alive. Could try dumb-dumbing that round first to help it mushroom out inside the skull, which will remove more brain matter, and the cerebal cortex.

 

[AsModEe]

Self-immolation is the way to go.

but it will never purify!

 

[El Stormo]

I thought the point of lying in warm water was to ease the cramps you get from bleeding out, thus making it more painless.

That is a positive side effects, that it eases the cramps and coldness when the body passes into shock (medical "shock", not psychological), but the main reason is to keep the blood from clotting and thus sealing the wound.

 

[Valerie]

If it hasn't been posted already, www.en.wikipedia.org/wiki/seppuku