Okay, it may sound like a stupid question but I've never really been to a metal club or bar but I intend to do so this week-end. How does one dance to metal? Please enlighten me!
How to dance metal?
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Krow
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The Ozzman
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Yeah, that's pretty much the only example of a dance song I can give to people for metal.
I was more looking for advice on how to dance. Surely people dance to Symphonic Metal?
Or what do they do at metal bars or clubs? Just stand there and stare at the chicks?
zerostatic
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metal dance instructional video:
the dance moves start at about 1:40 in the video
the dance moves start at about 1:40 in the video
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Satanstoenail
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Hold a beer, sipping it occasionally. Nod your head in time with the beat. Use your free hand for occasional air guitar or drums, and throw the horns at the most heavy part in each song.
That's about it.
That's about it.
So you stand there with your beer, looking at that chick and head banging while leaning against the bar counter all night then? Is that what metal clubs are about? (Other than good music) :O
Satanstoenail
My Larpstyle determines my Derpstyle
Yeah.
My room mate is suggesting "pelvic thrusts, combined with headbanging and Sharon den Adel's hand dance; all that while stretching your tongue out and growling at your female dance partner".
ROFL
Master_Yoda77
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Master_Yoda77
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No, you have sex to the beat of "Pillars of Mercy" by Absu. You try thrusting to the double bass in that song.
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Metalheads always connect metal with sex, but the truth is that those things are as distant as they could possibly be. They are like, polar opposites. Also, do not make fast movements in presence of metalheads, otherwise you will be considered a poser, which is like, the worst.
Last advice: If your knowledge in metal isn’t sufficient, do not "like" or "dislike" songs. Don’t let enjoyment ruin you the night.
Last advice: If your knowledge in metal isn’t sufficient, do not "like" or "dislike" songs. Don’t let enjoyment ruin you the night.
JontRevolting
FALSE ARREST! FALSE ARREST!
If you drink enough alcohol it'll just come naturally,if you are to dance then you shall dance.You may as sooner get plastered and throw up in the corner and you'll still have had a great night.
Onder
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Last time I threw up on a metal show, it wasnt exactly in the corner. Everyone had to walk through it. Good night.
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JontRevolting
FALSE ARREST! FALSE ARREST!
I threw up in a packed bar a couple of months ago,I think a few people saw it but I just acted like it never happened.A couple of work colleagues and myself got drunk on beer and then started having shots of Mount Gay rum,first time in ages that I was struggling to stand up,also a good night.
Saparmurat_Niyazov
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You could always do ballet in time with the music. There was that dance troupe that did ballet with Arsis as their "orchestra".
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DO THIS. You'll get so much poon you won't know what to do with it all.
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