How to dance metal?

[waif]

I don't where you're from, but there's a huge metal scene in my city and all the metal bars are still sausagefests, although not as much as in some other places. Also, fucking nobody dances to metal. When there's a live band some people mosh, but that's it. So yeah, basically kick back, drink your beer, and try to give off the impression that you're better than everyone else because they've never even heard the Goatmangler demos.

 

[Tonka Time]

No, you have sex to the beat of "Pillars of Mercy" by Absu. You try thrusting to the double bass in that song.

This.



Love that song.

 

[Bitencourt29]

Also, fucking nobody dances to metal.

This. Drink your beer and enjoy the music.

 

[Tonka Time]

SMOKE CRACK AND WORSHIP SATAN

 

[SentinelSlain]

Put yo hands on yo ass and move side to side like you want me to slip my thing in.

 

[Necroraven]

Why would someone dance to metal? But if you're a female you can try this:

 

[CF87]

Jump da fuck up.

DA FUCK UP!