I'm constantly amazed by how stupid/goofy some people can get. Just when I think they are at the apex of goofiness, someone transcends even that.
How Weird Can People Get?
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ALBANY, N.Y. <http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=781253> May 22, 2005 Scores of convicted rapists and other high-risk sex offenders in New York have been getting Viagra paid by Medicaid for the last five years, the state's comptroller said Sunday.
Audits by Comptroller Alan Hevesi's office showed that between January 2000 and March 2005, 198 sex offenders in New York received Medicaid-reimbursed Viagra after their convictions. Those included crimes against children as young as 2 years old, he said.
Not only has the federal government now helped level 3 <http://www.doc.state.mn.us/level3/level3.asp>sex offenders with their crimes against women and children, adding insult to injury they are using our tax dollars to reimburse them for commiting the acts.
Numbers of sex offenders using other drugs for sexual dysfunction and being reimbursed by Medicaid are not yet in.
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"If any of you wonder how far a mastery of the English language can take you, just look what it did for me." -- G.W.Bush at 2005 Calvin College <http://www.freep.com/news/latestnews/pm4276_20050521.htm> commencement ceremony.
"If you don't stand for anything, you don't standfor anything!"
Gov. George W. Bush said to a packed rally at Bellevue Community College on Tuesday night, 11-02-00
"A surplus means there'll be money left over. Otherwise, it wouldn't be called a surplus."
-- Kalamazoo, MI 10/27/2000
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take
dream."
LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to
answer questions. I can't answer your question."
In response to a question about whether he wished he could take back any of his answers in the
first debate. Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000
While speaking about KIPP Academy in Houston, Texas during the debate
last night, would-be president Bush said:
"It's a school full of so-called at-risk children. It's how we,
unfortunately, label certain children. It means basically they
can't learn. ... It's one of the best schools in Houston."
... I've been talking to Vicente Fox, the new president of Mexico... I know him... to have gas and oil sent to U.S.... so we'll not depend on foreign oil...
-- on the first Presidential debate, 10/03/2000
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
"I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy."
Redwood, Calif., Sept. 27, 2000
"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."
-- On NPR's Morning Edition (9/26)
"...I don't need to be subliminabable.." Orlando, FL, Sept. 12,2000
"This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot.
I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases."
--Seattle Post-Intelligencer, June 23, 2000
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ALBANY, N.Y. <http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=781253> May 22, 2005 Scores of convicted rapists and other high-risk sex offenders in New York have been getting Viagra paid by Medicaid for the last five years, the state's comptroller said Sunday.
Audits by Comptroller Alan Hevesi's office showed that between January 2000 and March 2005, 198 sex offenders in New York received Medicaid-reimbursed Viagra after their convictions. Those included crimes against children as young as 2 years old, he said.
Not only has the federal government now helped level 3 <http://www.doc.state.mn.us/level3/level3.asp>sex offenders with their crimes against women and children, adding insult to injury they are using our tax dollars to reimburse them for commiting the acts.
Numbers of sex offenders using other drugs for sexual dysfunction and being reimbursed by Medicaid are not yet in.
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"If any of you wonder how far a mastery of the English language can take you, just look what it did for me." -- G.W.Bush at 2005 Calvin College <http://www.freep.com/news/latestnews/pm4276_20050521.htm> commencement ceremony.
"If you don't stand for anything, you don't standfor anything!"
Gov. George W. Bush said to a packed rally at Bellevue Community College on Tuesday night, 11-02-00
"A surplus means there'll be money left over. Otherwise, it wouldn't be called a surplus."
-- Kalamazoo, MI 10/27/2000
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take
dream."
LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to
answer questions. I can't answer your question."
In response to a question about whether he wished he could take back any of his answers in the
first debate. Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000
While speaking about KIPP Academy in Houston, Texas during the debate
last night, would-be president Bush said:
"It's a school full of so-called at-risk children. It's how we,
unfortunately, label certain children. It means basically they
can't learn. ... It's one of the best schools in Houston."
... I've been talking to Vicente Fox, the new president of Mexico... I know him... to have gas and oil sent to U.S.... so we'll not depend on foreign oil...
-- on the first Presidential debate, 10/03/2000
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
"I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy."
Redwood, Calif., Sept. 27, 2000
"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."
-- On NPR's Morning Edition (9/26)
"...I don't need to be subliminabable.." Orlando, FL, Sept. 12,2000
"This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot.
I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases."
--Seattle Post-Intelligencer, June 23, 2000
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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
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Went Out for Smokes 13 Years Ago
MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
Ayeka
Hell Bent For Leather!
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Laws that are still on the books in Maine...
--Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
--You may not step out of a plane in flight.
--Shotguns are required to be taken to church in the event of a Native American attack.
--You may not step out of a plane in flight.
when religious nuts attack!!
(from Tbogg.blogspot)
I am here to give you millions in free publicity
Jeebus. I never thought there would ever come the day when I would defend Paris Hilton...or Carl's Jr. for that matter. But I was pleased to see Carl's tell the Parents Television Council to blow it out their ass just as soon as they remove the stick that is firmly wedged therein:
Hamburger chain Carl's Jr. is making no apologies for its new Spicy Burger television commercial, which features Hilton hotel heiress and reality TV star Paris Hilton in a skin-tight swimsuit soaping up a Bentley and crawling all over it before taking a big bite out of the burger.
The ad, which has been running in major markets since last week, has drawn the ire of television watchdogs, including the Parents Television Council.
"This commercial is basically soft-core porn," said Melissa Caldwell, research director for the PTC. "The way she moves, the way she puts her finger in her mouth -- it's very suggestive and very titillating."
Then Melissa started squirming in her seat and moaning and licking her lips seductively as her skirt slid ever higher over her tawny thighs, her breasts spilling out of her red demi-bra causing her sensitive nipples to assert themselves against her silky blouse, her engorged blossom of womanhood...throbbing...throbbing with want and need--
(from Tbogg.blogspot)
I am here to give you millions in free publicity
Jeebus. I never thought there would ever come the day when I would defend Paris Hilton...or Carl's Jr. for that matter. But I was pleased to see Carl's tell the Parents Television Council to blow it out their ass just as soon as they remove the stick that is firmly wedged therein:
Hamburger chain Carl's Jr. is making no apologies for its new Spicy Burger television commercial, which features Hilton hotel heiress and reality TV star Paris Hilton in a skin-tight swimsuit soaping up a Bentley and crawling all over it before taking a big bite out of the burger.
The ad, which has been running in major markets since last week, has drawn the ire of television watchdogs, including the Parents Television Council.
"This commercial is basically soft-core porn," said Melissa Caldwell, research director for the PTC. "The way she moves, the way she puts her finger in her mouth -- it's very suggestive and very titillating."
Then Melissa started squirming in her seat and moaning and licking her lips seductively as her skirt slid ever higher over her tawny thighs, her breasts spilling out of her red demi-bra causing her sensitive nipples to assert themselves against her silky blouse, her engorged blossom of womanhood...throbbing...throbbing with want and need--
lizard said:
" Christians REJOICE! Jesus will lead us in a real star war - between the armies of Heaven and Satan. Believers will beam up to the Starship in the sky, and Captain Jesus shall lead a thousand year Federation of Planets before Judgment Day. We are destined to WIN!"
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What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
That Paris Hilton commercial is pretty raunchy, that one part when she's bends over uuhuhnnunununuugnungungunn
