How would you like to die?

im going to die at over 100 when im a great guitar god and i die by being decpitated when changing my guitar strings.
 
id like to die in the hell closing the portal between the hell and earth, while the 5 headed dragon is cleaving my flesh with her nails, breaking my bone with her teeth.. or id like to die freezing. the same thing:p
 
-|Testament|- said:
id like to die in the hell closing the portal between the hell and earth, while the 5 headed dragon is cleaving my flesh with her nails, breaking my bone with her teeth.. or id like to die freezing. the same thing:p

This is original:p
 
-|Testament|- said:
id like to die in the hell closing the portal between the hell and earth, while the 5 headed dragon is cleaving my flesh with her nails, breaking my bone with her teeth.. or id like to die freezing. the same thing:p
quadripple SHOE!!! :zombie::zombie::zombie::zombie:
 
I want to die whilst raping and pillaging villages of the frosty Norweigan countryside underneath a bleak October sky. I would participate in an epic battle involving the use of maces, broadswords and copious amounts of corpse paint, as well as cackling and shrieking while making extremely tr00 poses. After roasting Christian babies to eat over the fires of a burning church and ingesting their delicious bodies, I would contract a particularily annoying case of heartburn. Being too concerned with being gr1m and tr00, I would forget to bring along my Pepsid AC, resulting in my untimely death.
 
I want to die young, I have no interest in life although i am predominantly happy and never depressed. If i died young, people would all be liked "fuck...he must have been depressed" and it would mess with them.

:p
 
I want to join a band as a drummer and internally combust while playing at a live gig.



Or be trampled in a parade.





With elephants.




And large visually appealing floats.






And veterans on little gokarts...