I am Zebedee, Lord of the Woods!

[Northern Lights]

'Tis but a scratch!

'Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!' 'Yes I have.' 'Look!' 'Just a flesh wound.'
'What are you going to do, bleed on me?' 'I'm invincible!'

 

[Child of Time]

'Tis but a scratch!

'Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!' 'Yes I have.' 'Look!' 'Just a flesh wound.'
'What are you going to do, bleed on me?' 'I'm invincible!'

"Let's call it a draw, then."

"Runnin' away, are ya? You yellow bastard!!"

 

[MagSec4]

@Everyone in this thread: Get some jobs ya bums!

 

[JackhammerRape]

job? what is this 'job' of which you speak.

sounds evil to me.... EVIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLL

quick, find jebediah, have him bring the thumbscrews!!!

 

[Dark_Jester]

Jebediah is missing milord, caught up making stakes for the crusades.
I suggest we throw this miscreant into the tub of eternal smiting.
INTO THE TUB!

 

[JackhammerRape]

Tub of eternal smiting eh... yes m'lad, that is not a bad idea.. Can we not perhaps give it a catchier name, one that instills fear in the mass populace, say,

*drum roll*

The Foul Tub of Burning Eternal Doom??

 

[Dark_Jester]

Tubgirl?

 

[JackhammerRape]

yes, into the tub with tubgirl! the only problem with this is, we'll need new servants each time, as the ones that cast him in will probably use the handy provided ice-picks to gouge out their own eyes!

 

[Dark_Jester]

Therefore, we need blind monk servants with astounding sixth sense perception, it shall be joyous and lovely and there will be flowers...ahem...flowers of pain.

 

[JackhammerRape]

hmm *raises eyebrow* Will they be flowers of Eternal Burning Nasty Pain?

 

[Dark_Jester]

Yes, yes of course. And bunnies of hoping necromancy and demonic pandemonium (NDP's)

 

[JackhammerRape]

*Stands in the shadows as thunder and lightning flashes through the windows* AHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT LIVES AGAIN!!!!!

 

[rahvin]

 

[Dark_Jester]

Mwah ha ha ha, there shall be no end to the horror!

Get off my train, putrid zombies and occultists, you are not welcome here!

 

[rahvin]

i might be putrid, but i'm certainly not an occultist.

 

[Dark_Jester]

Well then, there's a place for you on my train, you putrid bi-polar bear

 

[JackhammerRape]

i think you're discriminating against the occultists, they can have their own carriage at the back, after the one with the zombies in.... could prove interesting.

muahahahahaaaaaaa

 

[rahvin]

ok, i just noticed a new guy with screen name crimson velvet is currently checking this board, possibly for the first time, and that's what he sees about us: "i am zebedee, lord of the woods!".
shame on all you people, shame on you!

 

[Child of Time]

I think what's worse is when he sees your post, rahvin, and realizes that the moderator constantly is checking who's viewing the board.

 

[JackhammerRape]

hee hee. i noticed that too. Still, at least he'll learn pretty quick what he's in for.....

maybe we can lure him in and then flay his flesh and cook his eyes!!!!


(it is lunch time after all)