I am Zebedee, Lord of the Woods!

[JackhammerRape]

if you please, but if that is your choice, then i shall be forced to forge the mustard reaver, and smite your squiddy ass down!

 

[Dark_Jester]

The mustard reaver, older than any of us and a thousand times more deadly. For all our bravado, we knew what it meant when the condiment was unleashed. It meant, you were sauced.

 

[JackhammerRape]

bloody sauce!

 

[mousewings]

Well, I'm the Lord of the Rats!!!!!


Meep!

 

[rahvin]

i played d_j's and rape's dialogue in my mind with a strong cockney accent and it was hilarious, particularly the "sauce" part. can you guys do it again?

 

[Dark_Jester]

Apples and pears love, apples and pairs

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Dear Ben,

You suck.

Nick

 

[Dark_Jester]

Get out Heathen, you do not understand the purity of this sanctum sanctorum you defile!
FOR THE CHEESE AND FOR THE BLADE, I AM CHRIS DE BURGH!

 

[Ormir]

Dear Benjamin.

u have teh dark sig.

Sami

PS: have my manbabies.

 

[Dark_Jester]

Watche thee oute, for Chaucer ise cominge to le poobe.
With ye truee ale and gammon and quaile!

 

[rahvin]

who's chris de burgh?

answer

me

not allowed.

 

[JackhammerRape]

me?

and i tend to find, if you re-read it, in either an irish accent, or south western farmer stylee, the fun and hilarity increases a hundred fold!

thats more comedy per square inch per pound... shocking.

 

[Dark_Jester]

Oi road my tra'ar through yoor 'aystack last noight, ooh arr.

 

[JackhammerRape]

Begorrah!!! i'm orf, t' be shure, t' be shure!

 

[Dark_Jester]

You're about as sure as the Welsh Parliament

 

[JackhammerRape]

you're an easy lover..

 

[Dark_Jester]

I keep confusing love with pity in your case.

 

[JackhammerRape]

well, that makes 2 of us, now get back to scrubbing or the Capn won't be pleased!

 

[Dark_Jester]

You've got the dirtiest ship I've ever seen, probably coz you like to keep the first mate on his knees

 

[rahvin]

who the fuck is chris de burgh, you witty scumbags?