i dare you johan

metal__thereisnogod

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i dare you johan to come to new zealand, we are not some little shit stain thats part of australia we are our own country, and we want you to fucking play here.

nz has a reputation for the hardest moshing in the world, if you dont believe me come find out for yourself.

owell i hope you read this which you probably wont cuz im just a damn new zealander and no one pays any attention to us

"when i am dead
lay me in a mound
raise a stone for all to see
RUNES CARVED TO MY MEMORY":headbang::headbang::headbang:
 
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Johan, New Zealand is ripe for plundering. Inform the other vikings!
 
Because not only does Amon Amarth book their own shows, but it's specifically Johan who does all the booking for the band.
 
Because not only does Amon Amarth book their own shows, but it's specifically Johan who does all the booking for the band.

I don't think dude wants the band to go to New Zealand. He wants JOHAN (I don't know if he wants BOTH Johans or just any ol' Johan) to go to New Zealand.

BTW... AA has already been to New Zealand. January 11, 2008... to be exact. :Smug:
 
omfg i didnt even FUCK HEAR THEY CAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont want just johan, i want the fucking whole band i just said johan because hes the damn lead singer
 
omfg i didnt even FUCK HEAR THEY CAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Haha, you couldn't have looked very hard then. I mean if you're that much of a fan and want to see them desperately you would keep an eye on all the tour dates that get announced. Especially if you are in an area of the world that doesn't get visited much at all. It's not even that difficult it's on the main website. If "Australia and New Zealand Tour 2008" isn't obvious enough for you you're pretty much fucked. Fail mate.
 
omfg i didnt even FUCK HEAR THEY CAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont want just johan, i want the fucking whole band i just said johan because hes the damn lead singer


Don't get too worked up by the things we post here on the forum. Most of us are just smart-asses with too much time on our hands.

Just stay on the ball next time.
 
It's insulting, demeaning, and downright childish to both the band and everyone else who listens to Amon Amarth to assume that the band books their own gigs and then to go on forums asking Johan of all people to book a gig for them. Seriously, people need to grow a brain.

In order to do one show in New Zealand, the band would probably need a guarantee of approx 10,000 Euros just so they could offset the travel costs. Touring isn't free. Conversely, the individual promoter would have to make sure that Amon Amarth would draw enough people to warrant that much of a guarantee.