Johan Can You Hear Me??

[Corporal McDick]

...mmmmm......

 

[metal devi]

Yes, there was good food in Greece!! and the uzo was good too.

 

[Patric]

Uh just fish burgers tonight, tomorrow we'll go have some fucking bad ass steaks reallyt thick juicy ones with melting garlic butter on top, bearnaise sausce, potatoes and all that yum! I will also be preparing some good tasty food for the family ooh jaa

 

[Tyra]

And don't forget to e-mail Mrs. Reid, too, Paddy!

 

[Patric]

Yeah sorry Sis, it's cause since I started the new education there, with all the hard work lifting stones etc. i've mostly just slept when I came home, and eaten of course. I'll mail you now so you'll know what's up!

 

[Corporal McDick]

Fucking A patrick you're ought to host some fucking cooking show..... if not cooking then at least eating.....

 

[Patric]

Yeah I promise, though who would like to see a cookign programme with such heavy amounts of nudity...

 

[Labandunga]

it depends on the sex the one doing heavy nudity though

 

[Patric]

Well it's not like I've got a harem or anything...hrmf....

 

[Corporal McDick]

Sex..... as long as you dont fuck food..... or if you really have to - make it good.... I have no doubt in your skills whatsoever

 

[Patric]

Tell the bitch to smear herself in nutella and butter.

 

[Eisbär]

And then somebody licks her clean or what?

 

[Golden Hall]

Nah, then you toss her in the wolf pit

 

[Patric]

Fuck love, anyway.

 

[AmonAmarthGR]

hahahaha

 

[Tyra]

NOOOOO! Don't toss her in the wolf pit! The poor fucking wolves will all die from chocolate poisoning!

 

[Patric]

Hahaha! Sheeet....wolves are pretty gay when it comes to any confrontation with a human being, there's a lot of animals that are more crazed for manflesh, such as great whites when they're too dumb to know the difference between a man anda fucking seal.,..

 

[Labandunga]

hahaha

 

[metal devi]

what about meat-eating plants?