I feel so...

[RashomoN]

I won't ask how come you know all of this. It all seems very unhealthy to me.
By the way; I almost got rid of my chocolate addiction. I've never been so thin in my life !!!

Yeah right!!!

so....when I'm in Holland I won't bring you a Max Brener box!!!
o.k......

 

[paradoxile]

who told you that??

The Oxycontin tablets can be crushed, then snorted like cocaine
or they can be crushed, dissolved in water, then injected just like heroin

plus they are more cheaper.

I said I was an endorphine junkie...I just say I do cocaine for fun
endorphines are hormones the body produces naturally when a person is laughing or crying(if I'm not mistaken) and have the wonderful power of curing diseases like depression.

I don't do cocaine...I just say I do

 

[paradoxile]

Yeah right!!!

so....when I'm in Holland I won't bring you a Max Brener box!!!
o.k......

Max Brener? oh that's cruel for someone who's trying to get off of chocolate

 

[Elyia]

If you fly over stuttgart, send the chocolate here, i can need it!

 

[Metal head87]

What is it with chocolate? I never eat chocolate and I don't really crave it.
I am addicted however, to tarty fruits like kiwis, strawberries, grapefruits etc. I am also an avocado addict. I love it almost as much as gin.

 

[paradoxile]

as for me
kiwis-allergic
strawberries-love but didn't have for quite a while
grapefruits and citruses in general- allergic
avocados-don't like

I'm a red apples, pears, bananas, melons, watermelons and nutts person

 

[Metal head87]

as for me
kiwis-allergic
strawberries-love but didn't have for quite a while
grapefruits and citruses in general- allergic
avocados-don't like

I'm a red apples, pears, bananas, melons, watermelons and nutts person

Woah, never thought I'd see an Israeli who is allergic to citrus and tropical (or is it just kiwis?) fruits.

So you like nuts? (insert gay joke here)

 

[paradoxile]

Woah, never thought I'd see an Israeli who is allergic to citrus and tropical (or is it just kiwis?) fruits.

So you like nuts? (insert gay joke here)

well I'm not a native Israeli, I was born in the Ukraine(Soviet Union back then) and came to Israel at the ripe age of 7...

my favorite nutts are "Jeremy's crushed nutts by my åsome boot"
I'm sure you'll like them too:Smug:

 

[Metal head87]

I have nuts of steel. If you try to crush them, there will be two holes (or dents, depending on how strong your boots are) in your boot. That's why I'm not allowed in the S&M club anymore. All the girls' heels from their pumps just snapped off. Pumps can be expensive, unless you buy them from Gary's Shoes And Accessories.

 

[paradoxile]

I have nuts of steel. If you try to crush them, there will be two holes (or dents, depending on how strong your boots are) in your boot. That's why I'm not allowed in the S&M club anymore. All the girls' heels from their pumps just snapped off. Pumps can be expensive, unless you buy them from Gary's Shoes And Accessories.

that makes your sperm metal

 

[Metal head87]

Yep, they are indeed metal. They come out like this and they sing "By moonlight, we ride, ten thousand side by side. With swords drawn, held high, our whips and armors shine. Hail to thee, our infantry, still brave beyond the grave. All sworn, the eternal vow, the time to strike is now. Kill, kill, woooaahhh. Kill, kill, woooaaahhhh. Kill, kill wooooaaahhhh. Kill, kill woooaaahhhhhhhhhhhh" (from Manowar's Battle Hymns)

They also sing Steel's songs, especially Heavy Metal Machine. When they are in a more relaxed mood, they sing that ballad from Steel.

 

[PinkThrone]

That's some wicked sperm.


I'm addicted to oranges. If I don't eat it I'm sleepy all day.

 

[paradoxile]

Yep, they are indeed metal. They come out like this and they sing "By moonlight, we ride, ten thousand side by side. With swords drawn, held high, our whips and armors shine. Hail to thee, our infantry, still brave beyond the grave. All sworn, the eternal vow, the time to strike is now. Kill, kill, woooaahhh. Kill, kill, woooaaahhhh. Kill, kill wooooaaahhhh. Kill, kill woooaaahhhhhhhhhhhh" (from Manowar's Battle Hymns)

They also sing Steel's songs, especially Heavy Metal Machine. When they are in a more relaxed mood, they sing that ballad from Steel.

By moonlight we ride, ten million side by side...would be more accurate:Smug:

 

[Metal head87]

Wouldn't 100 million side by side be more accurate?
Besides, my boys don't change lyrics. They are very metal.

 

[paradoxile]

100 doesn't fit well with the beat
but if yours don't change the lyrics that's cool

my metal sperms are called the great white armada...strangely enough they mostly sing bloodbath's EATEN.
once they reach the ovule, they start headbanging like crazy...the most brutal one gets a backstage pass

 

[Blacken the angel]

You all are very off-topic

 

[paradoxile]

that's much better than talking about "cancer fingers"

 

[Metal head87]

My boys sing Eaten when they get swallowed
They also sing I Cum Blood, which isn't a good thing since that tends to scare women off.

 

[paradoxile]

-ehm, I'm a tourist...and I'm a little lost...are you the ovule?
-no man...I'm a cavity.

 

[schivmeister]

i love all things C like Oranges, Lemons, etc And my white milky army sang Hip Hop sometime ago..because most of my girls loathed Metal But now i think they are training in Bach..