I got mugged

J the TyranT

Thats just how it is...
Dec 14, 2001
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Was perhaps a bit too buzzed and got that exploited by some jackasses... took my wallet, shitty camera, and my new fucking BlackBerry.

Shitty.

Anybody feel like helpin a brother out? $10 donations :erk:

ha. Anyways, just sharing that awesome tidbit.
 
Shitttt man I'm very sorry to hear.

Yes, the most important thing is that you weren't harmed.

Must have been a frightening experience. Glad you're O.K man.
 
Bastards! How did the situation happen dude? Some nugga pulled a knife on my friend once when we were walking back trollocksed from town, pretty hefty blade it was, and damn good that none of us had a penny on us :lol: If it happens sobre sometime, maybe i'll use ninja skills to take the knife out of the muggers hand, kick the shit out of him, cut his balls off, cover the wound in salt/vinegar for added pain and finally leave him drowning in shark infested waters for a few hours. Probably not worth the risk though.
 
Bastards! How did the situation happen dude? Some nugga pulled a knife on my friend once when we were walking back trollocksed from town, pretty hefty blade it was, and damn good that none of us had a penny on us :lol: If it happens sobre sometime, maybe i'll use ninja skills to take the knife out of the muggers hand, kick the shit out of him, cut his balls off, cover the wound in salt/vinegar for added pain and finally leave him drowning in shark infested waters for a few hours. Probably not worth the risk though.
I thought the use of "nugga" as an attempt at a euphemism was funny :lol: Fucked up, but funny
 
You need to meet more people from every dangerous places in your town.... that's more useful than solo button.
 
Eh I was at work the other week and got mugged by these two guys at gunpoint and since I only had $15 they decided to lock me in my trunk until the police arrived to let me out....2 hours later. Pizza Delivery ftw.
 
Eh I was at work the other week and got mugged by these two guys at gunpoint and since I only had $15 they decided to lock me in my trunk until the police arrived to let me out....2 hours later. Pizza Delivery ftw.

Jesus dude - were you in your car and they came and stuffed the gun in the window or something?
 
Damn, J.. i have seen pictures of you and you would be one of the last guys i would attack or mug (if i were that kind of lowlife).. it must be hardcore down there.

I have been mugged once as well.. well twice, but one failed..

I will never forget the other one though. some useless pricks were demanding cigarettes from me, i told them i had cigarettes, but they were not getting any of it.. and next thing i knew they held a bigass knive on my throat as they were punching in my head in with all their might... i stood still, bled and asked them if they were done, and walked away and passed out later.
A "friend" was with me and that useless kent ran away like there was no tomorrow once he saw there was going to be trouble, lol.

I got lucky though, two days later in the same neighbourhood, same place (i used to go to school there).. they stabbed a 77 year old woman in her neck because she refused to give them money.. holy shit, she survived but that just goes to show how lucky i was.
 
Damn, J.. i have seen pictures of you and you would be one of the last guys i would attack or mug (if i were that kind of lowlife).. it must be hardcore down there.

I have been mugged once as well.. well twice, but one failed..

I will never forget the other one though. some useless pricks were demanding cigarettes from me, i told them i had cigarettes, but they were not getting any of it.. and next thing i knew they held a bigass knive on my throat as they were punching in my head in with all their might... i stood still, bled and asked them if they were done, and walked away and passed out later.
A "friend" was with me and that useless kent ran away like there was no tomorrow once he saw there was going to be trouble, lol.

I got lucky though, two days later in the same neighbourhood, same place (i used to go to school there).. they stabbed a 77 year old woman in her neck because she refused to give them money.. holy shit, she survived but that just goes to show how lucky i was.

:OMG:

Wow dude, that's fucked up but indeed lucky I guess...
 
Jeez guys, I am really sorry to hear about stories like that. It pisses me off so much that people are like that. Humans as a race are some fucked up assholes. Some of us turn out to be pretty decent, but as a whole...its fucked up royally. We are a Greedy, Lying, Hypocritical, Murdering, Raping, Perverted species. Man, occasionally ill read local news here, and of course the shit i read last month was the worst shit I have read in a long time. Humans are so fucked up.
I cant really go into what it was because seriously, it fucked with me so much that i wanted to start seriously killing people. Again, what a lovely race we are. I have no faith in humanity as a whole. I hate to say we were a creation mistake, but God really mustve not thought everything through when he made people. Im sure he didnt intend for us to be so fucking sick. I know, I pulled the God card. Yeah im a christian...not a very good one, but I am one. Anyway, Im really sorry you guys had to deal with being robbed. Crackheads are bastards.
 
I know a guy from this town who robbed an old lady.. and he did it with his dad. How much fail does it take to become that low, get a son, and make him as low as yourself? Seriously.

Later, same night, the kid shot someone in the hand. Think he's in jail now or something, but you never know with Sweden... I don't even think his trial is done yet.
 
Mustn't turn to misanthropy though Keith, there are still some fantastic people out there capable of great acts of kindness; it's just they rarely get the attention they deserve! (the ghost of human kindness from South Park had it right, up until it was revealed that he was a child molester :lol: )

Bob, damn dude, I really don't know what I would've done in that type of situation - I'd like to think I wouldn't run away if I was your friend, but I honestly don't know...