I had four beers, I have one left.

[NAD]

I've never had ginger beer.

hahahahaha first result for "ginger beer" search:

http://www.gingerbeer.co.uk/

 

[mousewings]

Band-width theft is stealing and illegal... or so they say.

I guess this is the official/unofficial B-Day thread for Dan. So happy b-day to him.

@Erik: drink the extra beer. Get really drunk. Glad to see you don't desire Henrik or any of the English guys. Like, they're cute... but more for me. All the hot guys are...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

omglol

 

[NAD]

I'm gonna open myself up a flea market
I'm gonna open myself up a flea market
And you're gonna wish that you did
And retire on the profits
First off
I'm gonna empty out all of my Mrs. Butterworth jars
And I'm gonna put 'em on a shelf with my 800 dollar a month tax free Century 21 shop
And then I am going to put my Mrs. Butterworth syrup jars on the shelf
Next to all the commemorative fast food chain glasses and cups I've accumulated over the past 62 years
Then I'm going to get some plywood
I'm going to get some plywood and cut them up into two by two piece squares
Then I'm going to get some burlap and I'm going to cut them into two by two piece squares and then I'm going to put them onto the pieces of plywood
And then I'm going to go to the beach
I'm going to go to the beach and I'm gonna collect some shells and driftwood
And then I'm going to take the shells and driftwood and glue them onto the plywood and burlap
And sell em for lots of money
People will be paying top dollar for my kids new used new toys and clothing
Then maybe someday I can get rid of that pissed stained matress I've been sleeping on...

 

[MajestikMøøse]

last Saturday I was at some guy's house with a bunch of people and I was wrestling with this one dude and when we got up he was like "The power of Christ compells you" so I pointed my hand at him and yelled "HAIL SATAN"

 

[MajestikMøøse]

and I assure you it wasn't Henrik's version of wrestling.

 

[mousewings]

oh sure. that's what they *all* say.

Why were you wrestling with him anyways? That's a little homoerotic.

 

[lizard]

they were trying to anticipate the new Alexander the Great movie

p.s. guys, the lesbian ex-cubemate says her boobs will be on the web the day monkees fly out her butt. I asked but no dice.

 

[Erik]

Feed her monkees? :/

 

[NAD]

Lizard, good field work. Erik, excellent plan.

She has Marty Feldman titties and a flamethrower. I like her.

 

[mousewings]

they were trying to anticipate the new Alexander the Great movie

That movie is supposed to be mediocre at best. I'd never go see it... also, I don't get what the deal is about Colin Farrell. He's not attractive IMO.

 

[NAD]

He allegedly has a huge wang. I guess some girls are into that sort of thing, but most chicks I know are scared of elephant trunked dudes.

 

[Erik]

 

[Henrik Main]

On a semi-related note, this is how I picture One Inch Man (have never seen a decent pic of him):

 

[Erik]

CLOSE!!!

 

[Erik]

it's spelt tongue.

 

[NAD]

Note that I'm drunk, holding a Kyuss CD, smoking, near my WRX, and showing the horns. In other words, the daily routine.

Me long ago:

BWD take note: the shirt is XL WHOA SKINNY DUDE BETTAR WATCH TEH CARBZ!!!1

Me a year ago:

I no longer have that stupid goatee, but I still have the stoopid head. EDIT: overexposure, I'm not quite that pale.

 

[NAD]

On a semi-related note, this is how I picture One Inch Man (have never seen a decent pic of him):

I don't drink beer that comes in a can, unless it's Boddingtons, Murphy's, Guiness, or another similar draught-can ale.

 

[Henrik Main]

I don't drink beer that comes in a can, unless it's Boddingtons, Murphy's, Guiness, or another similar draught-can ale.

Heh, fair enough. Here's a portrait of HELL MIKE MOTORBIKE. Note the white laces and the snus lip.

 

[Hell Mike]

=')



EDIT: What's with the white laces? Should I get it?