i hate the phone, but talking to a new chick for like 3 hours straight is pretty cool

[NAD]

[ESPECIALLY WHILE FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING THE ENTIRE TIME AND SHE DOESN'T KNOW IT]

 

[Captain Beard]

We demand photos of her.

 

[NAD]

on the right. she's into weird music too.

 

[Captain Beard]

God damn, I'd be pulling it too.

 

[E-bortion]

yeah, think every guy does that... a lot.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

Hot

 

[NAD]

for a roadtrip date tomorrow i'm bringing agalloch and empyrium and she's bringing pj harvey. if this rules only half as much as it could, it'll be a great day.

 

[E-bortion]

ask her to scream at your ass

 

[NAD]

acie if i was a dude that was into other dudes, i'd totally go for you. i mean i'm straight as fuck and i've considered it several times already.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hahaha

 

[E-bortion]

i love your penis in a totally hetero way man, its cool.

 

[NAD]

and what a glorious time to see the return of herr møøse's Boner Man Avatar!

 

[nad's chick]

[ESPECIALLY WHILE FURIOUSLY MASTURBATING THE ENTIRE TIME]

you weren't the only one

 

[NAD]

hahahaha awesome.

 

[E-bortion]

 

[E-bortion]

TIME TO POST OLD PHOTOBUCKET PICS OF ME DRINKING

dont drink one of those little bottles in one drink, it hits hard.

 

[NAD]

jesus. that top picture is metal as fukk. what is that swill anyhow?

 

[E-bortion]

R&R (rich and rare i think? its hardly either, its 3 dollars a pint) man, that has to be around a year old by now. I think I'll challenge myself and see if I can actually hold it down for more than 15 min now. I'll give full report tomorrow night. Yay for being a potential alcoholic.

 

[NAD]

never heard of it. i've consumed mad dog 20/20 before though, on purpose, so i've definitely done time with some cheap shit.

a beersnob friend of mine bought a bottle of thunderbird one camping trip for a larf, jesus christ that was AWFUL. it was like festering cough syrup, ugh.

 

[E-bortion]

www.bumwine.com

worst hangover ever came from that shit. although i also had a liter of puckers.