i hate the phone, but talking to a new chick for like 3 hours straight is pretty cool

like i said, blended whisky is stupid. :Smug:

jack and jim are shit. i mean shit. yeah sure if you want a whisky and coke that's fine, but i'll take a single malt scotch on the rocks any day over caffeinating my booze. well except when camping, in which case those and / or seagram's 7 do the trick just fine. :loco:
 
so did i, in high school. :loco:

lolz i love having class warfare when it comes to booze: "i'm so much better than you because when i get fucked up and punch my relatives, i use proper glassware!" :lol:
 
hehe, friday night at this bar ... chick comes around with those blood vile shot shits ...
I think I qouted someone on this board and told her ... "that stuff is for people under 25" ... and added ... "at my age, I piss in those"
 
hahahahaha nice. i think zod was the one who said shots were for people under 25. i can't even remember the last time i had an actual shot, but i think i was younger than that.

this new chick digs all those weird fruity bullshit drinks, but sticks with the insanely strong ones so i guess that's alright. my version of a mixed drink is a whisky 7, and even that is pretty rare. give me beer, preferrably dark. failing that, whisky.
 
lmao

i remember when i had some crazy green shot because they wanted to give me and fotmbm one for free

BOOZE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO TASTE LIKE FUCKEN FRUITS
 
okay i remember the last time, it was in san diego like 3 years ago. doing the PB Crawl (which basically amounts to close proximity bar hopping up and down pacific beach in San Dieger, a place where young hot women simply rise out of the sand :headbang: ), my friend's girlfriend kept buying us weird shit like Red Handed Sluts and Surfers on Acid. i think modern bartenders just toss the leavins of several drinks together and give it a lame name like that, and suddenly the price of redbull skyrockets.
 
i had a red headed slut one time. It was pretty good. I usually just have rocky mountain bear fuckers or jager if i'm gonna have shots. I prefer beer.
 
Erik said:
BOOZE IS NOT SUPPOSED TO TASTE LIKE FUCKEN FRUITS
yeah pretty much. although fruit beer can actually be good and is not gay at all. seriously.
markgugs said:
Jack Daniels rules your fucken face Nad.
believe you me, it has on many occasions. also i have a jack daniels clock in my apartment, permanently at the 5 o'clock position. :loco:
 
god damn nad said:
yeah pretty much. although fruit beer can actually be good and is not gay at all. seriously.
so i hear but im not really adventurous enough for that kinda shit. the most eriwerds beer im likely to buy is a chocolate stout