What would you do?

[NAD]

closing in on 27, yeah.

to me, having kids is not an option. i will have at least one kid. i want a mini-NAD. VHEMT people can call me selfish but i don't care. kids > yuo.

but yeah, i want to have fun with a wife for a few years before that. i hope to not get myself into one of those "whelp, i'm pregnant so we best get married" situations. good thing i always pull out.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Wrap the weasel then.

I agree, that's also what's got me all up-in-arms about finding that "someone." I want kids. Who knows how long my sperm will remember how to swim?

 

[Krilons Resa]

good thing i always pull out.

LMFAO!!! Classic

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

LMFAO!!! Classic

LMAO! How did I miss that?!

5 stars, but I can't rate my own thread. Someone else reward NAD for this one.

 

[NAD]

concerning dead soldiers, well, if ever ran into that problem, i'd likely adopt. a Mongol child. name him Lloyd. introduce him at parties. "This is my Mongol, Lloyd."

 

[Krilons Resa]

Oh no, not the kids conversation again. That's two times the last couple weeks. Fuck this Royal Pinkage shit. Kids = Ghey.






Seriously though, fuck children.

 

[NAD]

oh, i ninja-edited the "pull out" bit, maybe that's why you missed it.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

concerning dead soldiers, well, if ever ran into that problem, i'd likely adopt. a Mongol child. name him Lloyd. introduce him at parties. "This is my Mongol, Lloyd."

LMAO again and again

NAD, I swear to god, the rating system needs to go higher than 5 stars for this material

 

[NAD]

i stole the mongoloid bit from a friend, he also wants to make "little bears, sell them as pets."

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

At this rate, I'm going to scream past the 10,000 post mark in no time.

And to think, I was at like, 6,800 less than 1 month ago. Sigh, I'm a loser.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Man, sometimes I wonder if I will ever find another to truly love/marry/cherish/etc. I'm 20.


(note: not that I want to get married anytime in the near future, probably not until age 35 or 40)

 

[Krilons Resa]

At this rate, I'm going to scream past the 10,000 post mark in no time.

And to think, I was at like, 6,800 less than 1 month ago. Sigh, I'm a loser.

Are you projecting your stunts onto this broad? Maybe it's YOU who isn't providing quality time with her.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Dude, I can come within like, 8 minutes (and probably twice, at that). I have PLENTY of time to post here.

 

[NAD]

i'm supposed to be at bland practice in 3 minutes. ride isn't here, it takes 20 minutes to get across town. oops.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

I'm pounding beers.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Dude, I can come within like, 8 minutes (and probably twice, at that). I have PLENTY of time to post here.

Have you ever tried laying on your hand for an extended amount of time until it is asleep/numb, then jerked off and imagined it was some hot bitch?

 

[Krilons Resa]

I'm pounding beers.

ditto + the bo(u)ng

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Have you ever tried laying on your hand for an extended amount of time until it is asleep/numb, then jerked off and imagined it was some hot bitch?

Yeah, Camus even wrote a book about it.

 

[NAD]

I'm chucking spears.

 

[NAD]

Yeah, Camus even wrote a book about it.

LOLZ you are SUCH a nerd.

edit: i suppose me getting the joke makes me just as bad. carry on!