What would you do?

[Dick Sirloin]

I hope someone gets that...

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Have you ever tried laying on your hand for an extended amount of time until it is asleep/numb, then jerked off and imagined it was some hot bitch?

lol, I have not, but that's got a specific name that I can't remember right now.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

ditto + the bo(u)ng

Man, I wish I had some of that.

Of course once I dig into the bourbon, I'll be glad I skipped the green tonight.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Yeah, Camus even wrote a book about it.

That's wrong.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

That's wrong.

Errr... why, exactly?

 

[NAD]

i was just thumbing through THE STRANGER last night.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

i was just thumbing through THE STRANGER last night.

That's it.

The Stranger. LOFL.

 

[JayKeeley]

Have you ever tried laying on your hand for an extended amount of time until it is asleep/numb, then jerked off and imagined it was some hot bitch?

That's an old sailor's trick!

 

[JayKeeley]

As for the CD collection, lol, she's seen it. She loves metal, actually. If you'll recall, the day I met her (I was still with Lisa, actually) was the PNC Iron Maiden show from summer 2003 (yeah, the one I was so bombed I kept spilling beers until you finally said no more!). She's also come to see Amorphis & Beyond the Embrace with me, met Shawn & the rest of the guys from Beyond.

Wait, this is the girl who lives in Mahwah?

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Wait, this is the girl who lives in Mahwah?

Yes, right off 206 (other side of Ramapo College). She was proudly displaying her boobies at that Maiden show, if you'll recall. Though we drank so much, I won't be surprised if you don't, lol.

 

[JayKeeley]

OK I've jumped out the Nevermore thread now...phew.

Yeah, I think I remember her because she showed up with Christian and was wearing a waistcut fishnet string vest thingy, or something. Actually, I remember talking to her quite a bit and thinking she was quite a cool lass. But who knows, the Irish car bombs I had last week stripped a few years from my memory banks.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Close.

She showed up with Chris Berghout (her ex), but yes, she was wearing what you remembered. She IS a cool lass, she just needs to spend more time with yours truly.

 

[lurch70]

chocolte sig pudsdyrter she want to givr m the punani ... i say be bye ... big pus

 

[lurch70]

looky likr gugs cares .... wowaweewee

 

[NAD]

my ex-girlrfiend totally wants me i can talll mbecaiuse een in her voicmail she tgave that girl aorgasmic queak and go dmdan holty shit im DRFUNK

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Holy fucking christ am I hungover.

Someone kill me.

 

[Krilons Resa]

i have killer beer farts

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

90 minutes and counting 'til the drinking resumes!

Thank the maker for Advil & Gatorade.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

i'm envious of you people are your christmas drinking. i get to be bored and sober. wooo.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I think I'll drink later... when no one is looking... as they all slowly watch in horror as the communal vodka bottle slowly but surely goes empty before their VERY EYES.