i hate the phone, but talking to a new chick for like 3 hours straight is pretty cool

i'm not sure who that is in reference to, since i've seen approx. 24390855 proposals to her on this very forum. :loco:
 
god damn nad said:
i've only been able to tell what maren doesn't like in a dude, not what she does like.

you should tell everyone so we can all conform to your exact desire. :loco:
Haha...

Just make sure none of the following apply to you:

hiphop/ techno/ mainstream radio pop/ jazz fan
no sense of humour/ irony/ sarcasm/ cynism
skinny/ Calvin Klein model/ athlete type
dishonest
moody
dumb
blond
lazy
constantly drunk/ drugged

...

(in no particular order)


lurch70 said:
the guys in her pictures :loco:
None of them pretend to not like me. They just pretend to like me as a friend. :saint:
 
just let me know when the stopover is at JFK nad ... will come and hang with you for a beer or two
 
haha, dudes are funny. i mean yeah platonic relationships with chicks are great, but they aren't the goal.

the first time i took this one chick out i she didn't know she was on a date until the end (when i started groping her, hahaha). she just thought i wanted to "hang out" as friends or something. i think it's funny that some women even think this is a possibility.

edit: whoa, like 9 posts since i started this one.
snow2fall said:
I like you too honey. :loco:

Because you're smart and funny and outspoken. All very important.
:headbang:

:lol: @ lurch
 
i spent the next 3 years with that chick so i'm glad she eventually realized we were dating. :loco:
 
god damn nad said:
she didn't know she was on a date until the end (when i started groping her, hahaha). she just thought i wanted to "hang out" as friends or something. i think it's funny that some women even think this is a possibility.
Hmm... most of my friends happen to be guys. None of them has ever dared to touch me in a non-platonic way. They would get kicked in the balls if they dared to. :Shedevil:
Ok, my best friend is an exception. We sometimes pretend to be a couple to get rid of unwanted admirers. :D
 
snow2fall said:
Ok, my best friend is an exception. We sometimes pretend to be a couple to get rid of unwanted admirers. :D
a girl accidentally did this to me once. i say accidentally because like 6 months later we dated and i brought up the scenario i witnessed, and she told me she was trying to get rid of some other dude but was afraid she scared me off as well, haha.
 
god damn nad said:
a girl accidentally did this to me once. i say accidentally because like 6 months later we dated and i brought up the scenario i witnessed, and she told me she was trying to get rid of some other dude but was afraid she scared me off as well, haha.
It's a silent agreement between us, so no accidental scenarios there.

But even when not pretending, some people still think we're a couple. And when I put things right and tell them that we're friends and he's got a girlfriend, I tend to get these looks full of pity. Argh, I hate that. No need for pity goddammit! :yell: