i have to pick out our holiday cards for work

[minxnim]

my first choice "jesus love you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole, happy holidays jerk off" was shot down.

 

[minxnim]

i have to get one of these 'season's greetings' multi-religion encompassing ones so i am stuck with like, nature scenes or stars i guess. OR GLITTER.

 

[avi]

what? the hassids don't like jesus-themed cards?

 

[minxnim]

well my boss was actually all for it and said it was great but then someone else had to say it might be OFFENSIVE to not funny people ;(

 

[Baliset]

you should get a muslim themed card and write inside "ps. you're all fucked"

 

[minxnim]

word i will run that past my boss.
also avi they're not hassids they hate being confused for that. they're ORTHODOX biggg diff i guess,

 

[avi]

haha I actually knew that, but it's so much more fun to say Hassids than Orthos or sumtin

 

[minxnim]

LOL ORTHOS

hahahahahaha

 

[Josh Seipp]

minx works in the ORTH-REALM

 

[minxnim]

my newest idea is drawing a picture of me with a below the knee skirt on that says "this holiday outfit SUCKS"

 

[Baliset]

haha!

 

[minxnim]

my boss is laughing so hard he's wheezing

 

[aura]

 

[goatschool]

"BLESSED BE THE BEJEWSUSED"

 

[minxnim]

sweet jesus

 

[minxnim]

nix i just emailed you a picture

 

[minxnim]

 

[xfer]

tinsel tzitzit!