I have...

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

^ is fucking this and going to get some eggnog....

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

^is getting a wedding ring form me for christmas that says i wanna bang you around it

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

^is getting a ring in the face

 

[internally grateful]

you two should totally hook up

that would be mad ill... yo...

and a heif

tra...

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

now i have i want to bang you imprinted backwards on my forehead

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

hmmm i'll pass

 

[perfecterror]

^ pays me 1300 dollars every friday to blow him while dressed as a french maid

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

6 wondering if ill ask her to do it for me

 

[Tee]

^is contributing to the lameness of this forum, just like me right this moment, by writing bullshit.

thx, Dan, the point. I play dead.

 

[Guerrilla]

^ Sacrificial Suicide kills! Hymn to the damned!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

oh no, not one of these threads again...

 

[Tee]

what do you mean "one of these threads" ?! turn around, 78,7 % of them are of this type.

 

[Tee]

^ Sacrificial Suicide kills! Hymn to the damned!

even any kind of suicide kills. I've been told. and I read somewhere.

 

[Guerrilla]

Not if you're one of those morons that slice their wrists perpendicular to the veins, instead of parallel

 

[Tee]

geometry....
we're in a drooly mood, aren't we?

 

[Ophidian_]

<<< fuck this, im going to get some goddamn eggnog - brb

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

Hooray for me. See what happens when I am bored?

Bad things begin.

damn back to work.

 

[FretsAflame]

word <<< the smiley dudes have eggnog, not beer

 

[FretsAflame]

LOL!

thanks much *bows*

 

[Ophidian_]

that's exactly what I was thinking!