I just invented a drink, its bloody good

Port !!!
you have found my only weakness , :( i can't even smell that shit and not throw up

Damn you !!!!!!!
 
It's a fucking cage, not an empty swimming pool.

Simply return to your corner, and pee out the side.

Someone with a bucket is bound to catch it
 
Gavin said:
Port !!!
you have found my only weakness , :( i can't even smell that shit and not throw up

Damn you !!!!!!!

I knew you must have one, and most people can't drink it.

It takes a poor,dedicated drinker to binge drink a flagon of port. That drinker is me.
 
yes i have had some very traumatic memories because of that stuff
But when your poor and you can get 2 litres for 7 bucks , what can you do ?

Other horrible drinks include Wipeout and Golden Gate white wine
 
Go the Passion Pop.

The tow of you in a cage, with bottles of Passion Pop.

The piss would be flying pretty quickly I reckon.