I just locked myself out of my house

[MadeInNewJersey]

But I broke back in with a credit card. Took about 5 seconds.

So if you're in the area and want my entire CD collection, it's obviously not hard to do. :Smug:

 

[lizard]

address plz.

 

[Dick Sirloin]

Thieves: make sure you bring a U-HAUL.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

address plz.

22 Acacia Avenue
Ruskin Arms, Hell (aka, NJ), 07666

 

[lizard]

22 Acacia Avenue

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

My car just broke down while I was out at lunch. Im hoping just the battery is fried and my car isnt fucked.

 

[lizard]

batteries are cheaper than alternators....

 

[Dark One]

But I broke back in with a credit card. Took about 5 seconds.

How the hell does that work anyway? I thought it was only in the movies.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

How the hell does that work anyway? I thought it was only in the movies.

I'd tell you, but I'd have to kill you.

It only works with sliding bolt locks (for lack of a clue on what they're really called). Slide the card back-n-forth until you can "dig" it between the bolt and the inside of the door jam. Turn handle. Break in.

 

[dill_the_devil]

*takes notes*

One of my neighbours has a pretty nice plasma TV...