i smell trouble; do you?

[goatschool]

e-bay: "Good news! XXXXXXXXXX XXX-X-XXXX set of X XXXX (Item #XXXXXXXXXXX) ended successfully!"
seller: "give me your address, will talk about postage after i get your address"
me: "hi...address"
seller: "I sent the package out today. Priority cost $3.85 so it should arrive within 2-3 days. So, total is: XX.XX + 3.85 = XX.XX Please let me know which payment method you prefer. Thanks!"
me: "paypal?"
seller: "try paypal because my billpoint account is fucked up"

oh shit.

 

[chupe666]

Yeah, I think usually they don't ship until you pay them.

I smell something:

 

[deadair]

dood... all i smell is home made coffee cake...

ohhh, that's because i'm enjoying some right now.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

you are an asshole

 

[minxnim]

i smell diet coke. EW.

anyway, i think that will be okay goatschool.

 

[goatschool]

the "fucked up" line from the seller is verbatim. that struck me as unhinged.

i mean, if anything happens to my set of pressed wildflowers, i don't know what i'd do.

 

[deadair]

Originally posted by goatschool
i mean, if anything happens to my set of necrobestial-porn dioramas, i don't know what i'd do.

...you just let the dead cat out of the bag

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

Originally posted by goatschool
i mean, if anything happens to my set of pressed wildflowers, i don't know what i'd do.

Jake it's not nice to make Nick look like a necrobestialphiliac!

BAD JAKE.

BAD.

 

[deadair]

why do i always have to be made to look like the ass... huh?

 

[xfer]

You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear, dude.

 

[goatschool]

we're all just jealous of the product quality that originated from your loins

 

[deadair]

so you had to make me look like an ass?...

that's ok... i still have your original qoute... you sick sick man.