I thought this would make for fun...

[bonecraft7]

OK, experimental fun topic that doesn't involve Iraq attempt #1...so bear with me. I thought this would end up hillarious.

...if you could describe your ass in either 3 words or haiku form...it would be...?

 

[lizard]

buns of steel I have
two tautly rounded ass cheeks
all the chicks dig them.

 

[bonecraft7]

Deadly
Fearsome
Meaty

 

[Chromatose]

epigrammatic
anticonstitutional
ineffectual

 

[TheDreamingMind]

strong
defined
hairy :zombie:

 

[495]

Holey
On Crack
Squishy

 

[Chromatose]

i want to see more 3 word haiku

 

[495]

showoff

 

[PlatypusJesus]

antidisestablishmentarianism (no, it has nothing to do with my ass, I just wanted to use the word)
hairy
enthralling

 

[495]

lol... your ass is against being against the gov't

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Well, actually, yes, it is.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Actually, LoM's ass is against the dis-establishment of the Church of England. I think. As for mine...

Can't really tell you
As I've never spent the time
To study my ass

I'd ask my girlfriend
But first that would require
Having a girlfriend

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"Actually, LoM's ass is against the dis-establishment of the Church of England. I think. As for mine..."
Yes, that too.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

And it's weird how everyone is talking about my ass. I don't think I like it.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

You brought it up.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

You make a good point.