I woke up this morning....

xenophobe · Jan 5, 2004

.... and had to pee

Taliesin · Jan 5, 2004

Ahh... the good-morning-piss... I cant think of anything more "male" than that

TB666 · Jan 5, 2004

Northern Viking said:
Ahh... the good-morning-piss... I cant think of anything more "male" than that

What about masturbating ??

Ultimate_Symphony · Jan 5, 2004

Sarcasm mode on! :lol:

tooled · Jan 5, 2004

indeed..

but every fking morning i got this *swiiiing*-thing.. is something wrong with me?

Hitori · Jan 5, 2004

wow i hope you make a new thread tomorrow, telling us if you pee then!

Taliesin · Jan 5, 2004

No, Xenophobe officially stopped peeing today!

Arch · Jan 5, 2004

'tis a pain to piss and have an erection in the morning.

manuelgv · Jan 5, 2004

why a new thread? he can keep us updated with his morning pee

The Serpent King · Jan 5, 2004

What about morning shits?

Eirik · Jan 5, 2004

I can't really recall struggling with morning wood... I don't think I have it usually.. :|

xenophobe · Jan 6, 2004

Violet Baudelaire said:
wow i hope you make a new thread tomorrow, telling us if you pee then!

Gaby, I'll always share my bathroom habits with you!

Abbey Normal · Jan 6, 2004

... and went back to sleep.

Profanity · Jan 6, 2004

I find the first motion of the day better than the first wee of the day.

ante · Jan 6, 2004

tooled said:
indeed..

but every fking morning i got this *swiiiing*-thing.. is something wrong with me?

no you´re normal :lol:

Profanity · Jan 6, 2004

That's debatable, never happens to me or my family or my friends or any of my associates.

ante · Jan 6, 2004

maybe you´re not normal then

Profanity · Jan 6, 2004

Wrong word, "you're" should have been "he's"

ante · Jan 6, 2004

oh ok thanx *writes note*

*makes paper plane of note*

Profanity · Jan 6, 2004

Why write it down if you weren't going to take it seriously?