It's bad because it doesn't rhyme.
Calhole? God that sounds rather crappish
Californhole? Cuntifornians? Cornus?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
But what we're trying to do here is create derogatory terms for people based on their home state, and Penisylvania does not meet the criteria. Sorry, Ozzman but I'm going to have to let you go.