I would have to say, I missed this place quite a bit.

Louisi-anus
Flori-dick


Fun thread we got here. We've gone from Welcoming Astrum back to arguing over Bathory albums to making retarded puns crossing U.S. states with private parts.
 
Nevad-ass
Mont-anus
Oklahom-ass

I think you can do this with most states that ends in the letter "a".
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

But what we're trying to do here is create derogatory terms for people based on their home state, and Penisylvania does not meet the criteria. Sorry, Ozzman but I'm going to have to let you go.