If I was Michael Romeo..

[Eternal Dragon]

I'd grab my guitar and...

(plz continue.. for many many pages )

 

[Kenneth R.]

smash it into

 

[ABQShredHead]

Russ'

 

[SilentRealm]

bum and then..

 

[proulxski]

Rullo takes his drum sticks

 

[Altitudes]

and chucks them at...

 

[mark b]

me, which i catch and sell them on ebay.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

Fucking ebay rules so much...

 

[Holytonescale]

that I only get eight bucks for them...

 

[mark b]

but that $8 can by a russian pirated cd.....

 

[CantoX]

but that $8 can by a russian pirated cd.....

That I would have Michael Lepond eat..

 

[DoomsdayZach]

with gravy.

 

[Wander]

Hopefully this would...

 

[Krondor]

.. statisfy Lepond's neverending hunger before...

 

[SilentRealm]

he flips out and..

 

[mark b]

turns into Yngwie Malmsteem half brother...

 

[DoomsdayZach]

bestrides a great beast...

(bestrides is in fact a word. I looked it up)

 

[Taliwakker]

and rides to PETA HQ

 

[J-Dubya 777]

Where he shoots the horse......

 

[mark b]

and takes it to the glue factory....