If Mort Divine ruled the world

[HamburgerBoy]

Didn't know reparations were included in The Green New Deal, wtf does that have to do with 'green' politics?

Reparations will improve the standard of living of blacks, which will reduce their fertility rate, which will reduce overpopulation on Earth, which will reduce global warming. There are studies.

 

[CiG]

Aren't they already aborting themselves into the red?

 

[PrincessHades]

@HamburgerBoy best thing ive heard all day

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Abortion substantially reduces fertility but they're still slightly above replacement rate.

 

[CiG]

Making abortion more affordable and more accessible would probably have the same end result but for less money. Also would be way less divisive.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

True, but my reparations bit was just a joke, inspired by a real story I read where Bernie Sanders worked together with conservative Republicans to kill a bill that would lend China billions of dollars to build nuclear reactors in their nation, for the ostensible purpose of reducing their dependence on fossil fuels, to combat global warming. Trying to make real sense of the Green New Deal is a futile effort.

 

[CiG]

Oh lol.

 

[The Ozzman]

lmao

 

[CiG]

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

i still believe in mandatory abortion
just sterilize all the people in the ghetto

 

[CiG]

Said the homeless meth-head leech.

 

[Oblivious Maximus]

 

[HamburgerBoy]

tbh I could believe it, kids are highly impressionable and a child raised on CNN could definitely be conditioned to fear fireworks.

 

[Dak]

tbh I could believe it, kids are highly impressionable and a child raised on CNN could definitely be conditioned to fear fireworks.

Both the meme and this response are equally likely/accurate.....except less likely at 4....maybe 5-6.

 

[CiG]

Sarah Silverman got cucked out of a movie role because a 2007 comedy sketch where she's wearing blackface a bunch resurfaced.



Funniest part is, this wasn't some hidden secret like most of these blackface controversies lately, this was a famous comedy sketch program of hers and since 2007 she's endlessly apologized for it, denounced it, and tried to make up for doing it, and she still got cucked.

Ironically there's a more recent interview where she's asked about her controversial position (in the stand-up world I suppose) on PC culture and how it is killing comedy, how she disagrees with most comedians and values PC culture etc etc. Says comedians could learn from PC college students and so on.

WOMP WOMP.

 

[The Ozzman]

Good.

 

[Krow]

It’s not like the world needed to see Sarah Silverman in another movie any way.

 

[EternalMetal]

As much as I hate Sarah Silverman (which is quite a bit), that is complete bullshit. I hate how people get blacklisted for relatively innocuous things they did in the past just because it is now perceived to be racist/sexist/homophobic/insensitive/microaggressive. It's all just fake outrage.

That said, the irony of her being a far-lefty nowadays makes this hilarious.

 

[Dak]

 

[CiG]

Hard to be compelled to defend her when she literally supports and promotes political correctness.