If Mort Divine ruled the world

Oh, well it worked.
Here's my newest masterpiece

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Did you overcome your homophobia just to find photos of squatting gay men with erections for me? I am deeply moved, and my dick just twitched a little too.

:lol: Yes, this guy is indeed retarded.

Are you for one second implying that i said millions of Russians didnt die? Really? Who the fuck do yoyu thin your talking to? One of your bruncles?

There hasn't been a single time that i havent mention how America sat here like cowards and watched millions of Russians die. Get those dicks out of your ear.

Why should we give a shit about a bunch worthless communists? That's not cowardice, that's us not cleaning up other peoples' messes.
 
your nose is fucking huge, dont make me post that last picture of you i have. That one is a somewhat of a side shot that clearly shows your huge cocknose. Saving the best for last. My nose was chiseled by the gods themselves, it is small and perfect. Everyone that has seen my pics knows how godly it is.
 
Your parents still dont let you go outside? Your mom and dad never let your ride bicycles? And i wouldnt say UUUUGE, but yes i could probably palm your long ass face.

I'm used to seeing bike seats as black and plain, not shiny colored marbled sex toys.

You look like Gabriel. :lol:

You milky white angelic turd.

Don't you think I'm your savior
Don't you think I could save you
Don't you think I could save your life
 
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My facial aesthetics from the cheekbones up are pretty much perfect btw. Jaw and chin could be stronger, but they're not the worst in the world. Never claimed to be a male model. There's a reason that Western Europeans are usually held up as standards of beauty and Armenians are hardly thought about at all, let alone in the context of beauty.