If Mort Divine ruled the world

[The Ozzman]

co-starring the drive-by faggot named Ozz

U CAN'T C ME! COME AT ME BRO!

 

[CiG]

 

[HamburgerBoy]

are you serious? Have you seen where your forehead starts and stops?

Large foreheads are generally considered more attractive than small ones. Granted, fair point, mine is perhaps a little too large to call perfect, although I think a lot of that is just my receding hairline. I was referring to my facial structure, not my hair, skin tone, or anything else.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

you have your filthy western european swamp blood to thank for your fucked up features. reatrded jaw, a big ass fucking potato nose, losing his hair in his 20's cesspool genetics

OH and btw that last fine ass woman i posted a picture of earlier is Armenian.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

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The spitting image of you. What a strong aboriginal man you are coming here.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

MY BIG FORHEAD

I bet i can use it as a full-length mirror with a little bit of polishing

 

[HamburgerBoy]

you have your filthy western european swamp blood to thank for your fucked up features. reatrded jaw, a big ass fucking potato nose, losing his hair in his 20's cesspool genetics

OH and btw that last fine ass woman i posted a picture of earlier is Armenian.

How is my jaw retarded? I'd say it's average-ish. Maybe you're referring to the asymmetry I posted about early? Again, not perfect, but not horrible. Don't know what you mean by "potato nose", my nose is quite long but also quite slender. Aren't you balding too? We're basically the same age.

Who cares about women? The male bodytype is the aesthetic ideal. Post a fine ass Armenian man and maybe I'll believe you.

 

[CiG]

The spitting image of you. What a strong aboriginal man you are coming here.

My mum kinda looks like her actually.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

My mum kinda looks like her actually.

Yeah, something like this I bet

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Me, balding? My strong Armenian bloodline would never allow such a thing.

Also your chin kind of looks like hers, big fat and square once you get all the way down there. Just like in your cockhat pic. I bet you hit yourself in the twat everytime you look down.

 

[CiG]

Yeah, something like this I bet

Are you crazy? I wish, I'd actually have a chance of being an attractive lad.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Me, balding? My strong Armenian bloodline would never allow such a thing.

Also your chin kind of looks like hers, big fat and square once you get all the way down there. Just like in your cockhat pic. I bet you hit yourself in the twat everytime you look down.

If anything my chin is too small, you flatter me saying otherwise.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

If anything my chin is too small, you flatter me saying otherwise.

sure if you say so, Drew Barrymore.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Seriously, you must be nothing but nose if you think my chin is big. You're the first person to ever say I have a big chin. You're also the first person to ever say I was a big kid at age 5, however, so I'm guessing you're some kind of manlet, chinlet legend.

 

[CiG]

You actually have a very Tobey Maguire face.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

You're the first person to ever say

What about the 2-3 people that you've met in the real world?

I was a big kid at age 5

Yes, too bad your body didn't catch up with your giant bicycle seat head.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

You actually have a very Tobey Maguire face.

Yeah sure, if Toby mcguire looked like a balding crackhead faggot with cock for a nose.

 

[CiG]

So Tobey Maguire from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Spermcatchers nose is longer and his chin is fatter/wider. But yeah otherwise that's pretty on point.

OH and toby can grow a beard. FickleLittleCony is a 30 year old who hasn't went through puberty yet. Hes losing his hair before he can even grow any on his face

 

[HamburgerBoy]

You actually have a very Tobey Maguire face.

Don't have his cheekbones though unfortunately. He also has a more compact nose. Overall though yeah we're both in the general Anglo fuccboi ballpark. The closest I've ever seen to myself was some gay porn star that my rape buddy told me was his favorite, don't remember his name.