If Opeth Were A Beer...

What kind of beer is Opeth?

  • Lager

    Votes: 11 20.4%
  • Stout

    Votes: 15 27.8%
  • Pale Ale

    Votes: 4 7.4%
  • Pilsner

    Votes: 9 16.7%
  • Bitter

    Votes: 2 3.7%
  • Olde English 800

    Votes: 13 24.1%

  • Total voters
    54
my beer story for the day: ive had this patient for the past couple weeks who's liver up and died. bleeding profusely from his rectum. near death. the usual shit. well, the dudes wife said, 100% seriously, "theres no way he could have cirrhosis; he only drinks a 12 pack a day."............bwahahaha!
fuckin inbred hilljacks.
*dorian calls lawyer for pending legal troubles*

oh, and beer sucks. whiskey rules.
 
dorian gray said:
my beer story for the day: ive had this patient for the past couple weeks who's liver up and died. bleeding profusely from his rectum. near death. the usual shit. well, the dudes wife said, 100% seriously, "theres no way he could have cirrhosis; he only drinks a 12 pack a day."............bwahahaha!
fuckin inbred hilljacks.
*dorian calls lawyer for pending legal troubles*

oh, and beer sucks. whiskey rules.
hahaha, yeah i'm a jack daniels man myself, but i'm poor and evan williams is cheaper and...i can pretend it's almost as good

@3 toed: pretend it's all on tap