If Opeth Were A Beer...

[Abhorsen]

Sam's Oatmeal Stout

 

[cthulufhtagn]

If Opeth were a beer, I would already be dead from Alcohol Poisoning.

Ok, then.

Out.

hahaha, very clever mr. samsara

 

[Luz]

What the fuck!? At least let me try again, you fucking bastard!!!

haha! did you not read my post about the guy bleeding from his ass? if you have gastritis, you will not be drinking again, EVER...

What the fuck again!? My life is worthless now...

hate to break it to you, but the recovery from gastritis is a chronic process. to start drinking again would cause your gastritis to come back. probably worse than ever.

Let me think...
NUH UH!
Weed sucks.

Oh,... THANK YOU DORIAN FOR THIS GREAT NEWS. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

if you must have a drug, try weed. its much safer. im not endorsing it though. just an idea.

 

[Luz]

BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO.

 

[Nico]

Don't piss her off. She's just had her hopes and dreams crushed by Dorian.

 

[Luz]

^Thank you.
I'm going to kill that motherfucker.
Now I'm posting on the Seriously off-topic section about non-alcoholic beers, how in the hell someone would prefer a non-alcoholic beer over a tasteful 8º beer?
Nick, you're invited to post there.

 

[MightyA]

thread-worthy

 

[Celestial-Voyage]

Hey Luz you ought to start smoking weed, it'll be good for you.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

there is no one who wouldn't benefit from the magical properties of the herb. ok, maybe not asthmatics.

 

[Luz]

Thanks for the suggestion...
Let me think...
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Nuh uh! Weed makes me feel a bit paranoid, considering I AM paranoid already. So, no.

Hey Luz you ought to start smoking weed, it'll be good for you.

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

afaik THC is also broken down (i hope this is the right term) in the liver so that wouldnt make sense...

 

[ZeDzEdZeD]

damn, those poll threadz r s00000000 c000000000000000l, help me, i wanna du nu polll!!!!!!!!!"""""!~!"#!1


If Opeth was a poo, then it would be...
a. Apple cake and milk poo
b. Beer and stake poo
c. Other (your version)

 

[ZeDzEdZeD]

damned, i'm so excited, answer pleeezzzzz already!!!!!

 

[Nico]

Are you as drunk as me?

 

[ZeDzEdZeD]

soberness is my enemy, hail beer!!!

 

[dorian gray]

Thanks for the suggestion...
Let me think...
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Nuh uh! Weed makes me feel a bit paranoid, considering I AM paranoid already. So, no.

ehh...ive been tyring to come up with new drug regimens for you luz and ive failed. i thought coffee but it would actually burn a hole right through your stomach lining. weed is out with the pre-existing anxiety and all that. anybody got any ideas?
good luck with the drugs Luz.

ps: technically speaking, women arent able to metabolize alcohol very well in the first place. i cant remember why this is though. with guys, however, especially caucasian guys, it's a different story. *toasts all the whities here*

 

[Nico]

ps: technically speaking, women arent able to metabolize alcohol very well in the first place. i cant remember why this is though. with guys, however, especially caucasian guys, it's a different story. *toasts all the whities here*

Mmmm... toasted whities...

 

[ZeDzEdZeD]

böörn ool dshues

 

[dorian gray]

Mmmm... toasted whities...

you know it!

 

[Minion520]

Where all da white women at???!!!