if you were to ask your roommate (whether you have one or not) for a bandaid

[goatschool]

what do you think their response would be?

i'm conducting a study.

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

Do we know if the roomate has band-aids for sure or are we inquiring without knowing if he/she has one?

The Former: "Sure."

The Latter: "Sorry, dude, I don't have any." (cause not that many people keep band-aids in stock.)

 

[xfer]

sure, and do you need a spongebob thermometer?

 

[minxnim]

i have spongebob bandaids. and my roommate would say yes and give me a bandaid (if he had any)

 

[xfer]

our spongebob thermometer shepherded me through that 102.4 degree shittiness last week.

 

[FrostGiant]

If my theoretical roommate was one of my friends I would expect the response to be "get it yourself" or some such.

 

[Draft Dodging Scarecrow]

our spongebob thermometer shepherded me through that 102.4 degree shittiness last week.

What a pity post.

 

[avi]

"why do you need a band aid?"

 

[goatschool]

yeah, avi

roommate1: "yeah"

rmate2, verbatim: "why do you need a bandaid? papercut? internet cut? cut on your keyboard?"

dick.

 

[xfer]

no, the pity post would be my thread entitled something like "I have a 102.4 degree fever".

 

[NAD]

My roommate The Couch (I live alone) produced an empty bandaid wrapper just the other day. So I guess the response would be "no, and stop leaving bandaid wrappers on me."

 

[IanDork107]

"they're in your bathroom."

 

[avi]

mine would also be followed up with something along the lines of "you know where they are, get it yourself"
well, unless I was seriously hurt of course.

 

[lizard]

just most of you wait, once you have a kid, bandaids are always in stock out of necessity.

 

[mindspell]

My furniture isn't very chatty

 

[mousewings]

Don't have roommates as no one can live in a small space with me. I'm sure if I asked the people I live with, they'd go get me one.

 

[kleo706]

"purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

 

[FuSoYa]

"no, but, do you have a cigarette"