I'm A Pig.

[Kiss The Void]

sackmantha is the fuzz...boo urns.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

Interesting Job choice, maybe you can chat with Matt Barlow , excuse me Officer Barlow now. Swap metal-cop stories and stuff.

Just make sure to wear your vest at all times.

isin't he in pyramaze now?

 

[Dead Winter]

isin't he in pyramaze now?

Yuppers.

Congrats on becoming a police officer! I gave it a thought in the past, being of a military background and whatnot. I feel I would be a hypocrite, however. If I'm at a show and someone passes a joint around, I'll take a hit. Sometimes I drive even when I've had a few beers. I'm all about going around the law when I can, although not severely. People say that all cops do the same thing, but I couldn't tell someone not to do something when I've done it before...especially when I would be in a position of authority.

I hope you enjoy your new career, and wish you all the best!

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

I'm a 911 dispatcher fools, I'm just forced to follow the PD rules and am treated like an officer. Only I don't have a gun. BUT I can keep my beard.

 

[Dead Winter]

Ah, well that kicks ass!

 

[Thor Teh Bum]

I'm a 911 dispatcher fools, I'm just forced to follow the PD rules and am treated like an officer. Only I don't have a gun. BUT I can keep my beard.

I'm calling....one of your officers touched me agian...

 

[Captain Beard]

Touch the officers back, Thor. In their naughty spots.

 

[Thor Teh Bum]

Touch the officers back, Thor. In their naughty spots.

You can't tell me what to do! i control the universe!!!

 

[Captain Beard]

Well then by all means, blow up their heads when they do it. Or fart butterflies at them, whatever.

 

[Metal head87]

Did the cops touch Thor Teh Bum in the bum, or somewhere else?

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

They're making a cd of all of his calls to pass around to the officers "Thor's Greatest Hits". Should be awesome.

There is also a regular who stands on the City Hall sign out front while shirtless, dancing and throwing the horns to people that honk and yell at him. Citizens call in to complain and the dispatchers tell them that's our street performer and to wave at him. I LOVE this place!

 

[Captain Beard]

Can you get two copies of his calls? I know a man who might want one. <_<

 

[Liverslapper]

glad your enjoying it, ill call you sometime tomorrow