I'm back . . . what did I miss?

[Nate The Great]

Maybe somebody can give me some highlights of what's been going on at both RC and the world in general. I've been driving all over the damn country, and I'm pretty much spazzed out and clueless at this point. Hell . . . I can't even remember what kinds of metal I like!

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Quorthon died. JK is starting to put together a tribute of reviews/memorial feature at RC for Bathory. Ray Charles is dead. so is Frostmourn form Agares. Some sort of musical plague has descended killing off musicians. Italy is apparently gay. Vs. polls are the new hip thing apparently. Ronald Reagan's corpse needs to be set ablaze. New Xasthur and Leviathan. and etc. to some it up:

Quorthon+Ray Charles+Frostmourn=Dead
Italy=Gay
Black Sabbath=winner of every poll
Ronald Reagan's corpse= T.V. Whore
Xasthur+Leviathan=über fucking good
Im drunk.

 

[NAD]

En Vind covered everything except the all gay orgy we had last week, it was really messy but worth it.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Im trying to forget that. Its like one of those horrible mental images forever burned into my retina.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Besides the fact that our suspicions were confirmed that NAD loves the cock.

 

[Nate The Great]

I actually don't have it yet. The United States Postal Services messed up my "hold-mail" request. I have to go pick up all my mail on Monday.

The USPS is the lasiest, most worthless organization on Earth. They don't give two shits about anything.

 

[NAD]

Besides the fact that our suspicions were confirmed that NAD loves the cock.

That was well known, I'm just glad a few others were revealed to be serious sausage handlers as well.

The USPS is probably worse than the DMV.

 

[Nate The Great]

NAD . . . I was just in your area a couple days ago. We went through the Riverside/San Bernardino area on our way to Huntington Beach. All I have to say is . . . GOOD LORD! How can you justify high home prices in that area? San Luis Obispo is a nice town, but now I realize how nice it really is. I would have to say that San Luis Obispo/Arroyo Grande/Pismo Beach is a nicer area than even Santa Monica and possibly Malibu. We are just too far from LA to get all the press.

We were in Venice yesterday, and we watched that guy in the string bikini play with that big ball-bearing.

 

[NAD]

All I have to say is . . . GOOD LORD! How can you justify high home prices in that area?

Why do you think I haven't bought a house down here? There are some nice areas, but they are pretty small. I just like having the mountains and desert nearby, without living in the middle of nowhere.

Venice is fucking weird.

 

[Demonspell]

Postal workers suck...except when they arrive on your doorstep bearing valuable gifts from places like The End...

 

[lurch70]

My local USPS chick is super hot ... I go and mail packages daily for no reason.