I'm hungry....what should I eat?

[Dead Winter]

The same as they've always been.

You see, American pizza is known for lots of bread, little toppings, and overly priced. I was just wondering if there are some chains who make really good pizzas that don't taste like everywhere else.

 

[Chromatose]

Of course, in every country a certain item with millions of variants can only be made one way.

It's the law.

 

[Chromatose]

And no, New York style pizzas are known for their thin crusts, I believe?! At least every one I've had is.

And in New York... they eatta a lotta pizza

 

[Captain Beard]

We've been eating the same hamburger at EVERY PLACE for the last 25 years.

 

[Chromatose]

Yup, why even bother going to the gourmet shops when they serve the same thing at McDonalds, eh?!

It's just to throw away our money, like the Americans we are.

 

[Dead Winter]

And no, New York style pizzas are known for their thin crusts, I believe?! At least every one I've had is.

And in New York... they eatta a lotta pizza

Did you ever think that maybe the large population of Italians in NYC who run pizzerias had just a teeny weeny something to do with that?

 

[Captain Beard]

I hear Burger King dared to add cheese, and they torched it!

 

[Dead Winter]

Of course, in every country a certain item with millions of variants can only be made one way.

It's the law.

Sigh. Nevermind.

 

[Chromatose]

Did you ever think that maybe the large population of Italians in NYC who run pizzerias had just a teeny weeny something to do with that?

More proof why your question is entirely nonsensical.

 

[Malergion]

We do have chefs here that aren't Italian. Some of those chefs make pizza. Much of that pizza is good.

.

 

[Captain Beard]

I think the owner of Poor Richard's Pizza is east European ancestry actually.

 

[Dead Winter]

Ok, I'll rephrase it. How are the pizza joints in your area? Is there a lot of variety? Is there one in particular that you frequent that's just so damn good that you can't control yourself while eating it?

No need to be a dick.

 

[Captain Beard]

"No, not much variety," and "Yes, Poor Richard's Pizza"

 

[Dead Winter]

We do have chefs here that aren't Italian. Some of those chefs make pizza. Much of that pizza is good.

.

Of course. The contest for the best pizza in the world was won by a Chinese man.

 

[Chromatose]

Ok, I'll rephrase it. How are the pizza joints in your area? Is there a lot of variety? Is there one in particular that you frequent that's just so damn good that you can't control yourself while eating it?

No need to be a dick.

Any style of pizza you can imagine, there is a place here that makes it. And there's a difference between being a dick and pointing out the gaping flaw in your comment.

 

[Captain Beard]

Long Hung Dong, actually. Any fool can make a pizza if he knows how, and being a Chinaman doesn't mean you can't make it fucking awesome if you get good ingredients.

 

[Dead Winter]

"No, not much variety," and "Yes, Poor Richard's Pizza"

NL, that question wasn't directed at you, but thank you for such a succinct and polite response. Sarcasm is funny when it's not malicious.

 

[Dead Winter]

Any style of pizza you can imagine, there is a place here that makes it. And there's a difference between being a dick and pointing out the gaping flaw in your comment.

Yes, there is. The difference between pointing out the gaping flaw in my question and being a dick would've been like this:

Pointing out gaping flaw (with humorous, tasteful sarcasm): "Uhhh, do you think you can narrow it down to at least the county I live in? It's not like I can teleport to every pizza place in the US."

Being a dick (with biting rudeness): what you said

 

[Malergion]

NL, that question wasn't directed at you, but thank you for such a succinct and polite response. Sarcasm is funny when it's magically delicious.

That's better.

 

[Dead Winter]

That's another thing I miss...Lucky Charms.