I'm hungry....what should I eat?

[Chromatose]

Yes, there is. The difference between pointing out the gaping flaw in my question and being a dick would've been like this:

Pointing out gaping flaw (with humorous, tasteful sarcasm): "Uhhh, do you think you can narrow it down to at least the county I live in? It's not like I can teleport to every pizza place in the US."

Being a dick (with biting rudeness): what you said

good luck with that.

 

[Dead Winter]

Yeah, I see there's no hope.

 

[Chromatose]

Italy.

 

[Lunar Still]

I always wanted Lucky to summon banshees or something and kill all the kids on those commercials. Same with the Trix rabbit...and Toucan Sam...and the Cap'n...

I guess I just wanted all those kids to fucking die.

 

[Captain Beard]

I hear Italians live in Italy! But I think that's a myth. Everyone knows it's all expatriate Americans!

 

[Malergion]

Derick wins.

 

[Dead Winter]

I hear Italians live in Italy! But I think that's a myth. Everyone knows it's all expatriate Americans!

It's becoming that way.

 

[Dead Winter]

I always wanted Lucky to summon banshees or something and kill all the kids on those commercials. Same with the Trix rabbit...and Toucan Sam...and the Cap'n...

I guess I just wanted all those kids to fucking die.

You too?

I always thought it woulda been cool if the Trix rabbit said something like, "Fuck you! Deez iz mines cereal, nowgga!" And then punched through the back of that little girl's head and out her mouth like the zombie in Dead Alive.

Why can't they make commercials like that?

 

[Captain Beard]

 

[Lunar Still]

You too?

I always thought it woulda been cool if the Trix rabbit said something like, "Fuck you! Deez iz mines cereal, nowgga!" And then punched through the back of that little girl's head and out her mouth like the zombie in Dead Alive.

Why can't they make commercials like that?

Because the media is run by Jewish child-sympathizers?

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

stop trying to be italian. you're boobs are not naturally large enough.

 

[Captain Beard]

That's not an Italian Pizza. It's a Schwan's Brick oven pizza!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

how dare you prepare a frozen pizza. YOU ARE NOT A GOOD ITALIAN. go sit in the corner.

 

[Captain Beard]

I don't have any in me, at all. apparently my family avoided Italy in the rape conquests.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I don't have any in me, at all. apparently my family avoided Italy in the rape conquests.

dead winter >>> you, then. at least he lives in italy. jeez

 

[Captain Beard]

Yeah, we heard he was there and said, Fuck, Italy has Italians, with their Italian languages. We can't beat that. Or their Italian foods.

 

[Dead Winter]

Because the media is run by Jewish child-sympathizers?

Bah. Children are way overrated. They're fun to throw around every now and then, but other than that...fuck 'em.

 

[Captain Beard]

But how will you keep your population levels up if you don't fuck each other? Or are you all too busy discussing Italy?

 

[Dead Winter]

Younger Italians don't want kids, so they're using these new magic fairy pills called birth control. It works wonders, and because of it, we don't have to pay more taxes to support millions of mothers on welfare with ten kids. They say, "Wow, if I take this little pill once a day, I have a 98% chance of not getting pregnant? Ok!" And voila! No kids!

I don't think the state of Louisiana has ever heard of it.

Seriously, there's a crisis here because there aren't enough babies being born to continue the next few generations. The average age in Italy is like 50 something.

I've got two cats. That's enough.

 

[Metal head87]

Bah. Children are way overrated. They're fun to throw around every now and then, but other than that...fuck 'em.

Michael Jackson said that one time