I'm never going to work

[NAD]

Another day in my life
The gods told me to relax
They said I'm gonna be fixed up right

Well I'm never gonna work
Another day in my life
I'm way too busy power trippin'
But I'm gonna shed you some light





I lied, I'm going to work in the morning. D'OH!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

you fucking LIARRR

You're a liar, liar, liar, everyone can see
Liar, liar, liar, it's all you'll ever be
Liar, liar, liar, it's what you mean to me
Liar, liar, liar ...

Start trouble, spread pain
Piss and venom in your veins
Talk nasty, breathe fire
Smell rotten you're liar
Sweat liquor, breathe snot
Eat garbage, spit blood
Diseased, health hazard
Scum bag, filthy bastard
Grease face, teeth decay
Hair matted, drunk all day
Abscessed, sunken veins
Rot gut, scrambled brain
Steal money, crash cars
Rob jewelry, hock guitars
Rot in hell, it's time you know
To your master, off you go

You're a liar
A fucking liar
Filthy liar
Liar
You fucking liar
Liar

 

[NAD]

I never know where these threads are going to go, but I'm always pleased.

You think you’re going to live your life alone
In darkness and seclusion... yeah, I know
You’ve been out there and tried to mix with those animals
And it just left you full of humiliated confusion
So you stagger back home and wait for nothing
But the solitary refinement of your room spits you back onto the streets
And now you’re desperate and in need of human contact
And then you meet me and yur whole world changes
Because everything I say is everything you’ve ever wanted to hear
So you drop all you defenses, I’m perfect in every way
’cause I make you feel so strong and so powerfull inside
You feel so lucky
But your ego obscures reality that you never bothered to
Wonder why things are going so well
You want to know why?

’cause I’m a liar, yeah, I’m a liar
I’ll tear (rip) your mind up, I’ll burn your soul
I’ll turn you into me, I’ll turn you into me
’cause I’m a liar, a liar, a liar, a liar...

I’ll hide behind a smile and understanding eyes
And I’ll tell you things that you already know so you can say:
I really identify with you, so much
And all the time that you’re needing me is just the time
That I’m bleeding you, don’t you get it yet?
I’ll come to you like an affliction then I’ll leave you like an addiction
You’ll never forget me... wou wanna know why?

I don’t know why I feel the need to lie and cause you so much pain
Maybe it’s something inside, maybe it’s something I can’t explain
’cause all I do is mess you up and lie to you
I’m a liar, ooh, I’m a liar
But if you’ll give me another chance I swear I’ll never lie to you again
’cause now I see the destructive power of a lie,
They’re stronger than truth
I ca’t believe I ever hurt you, I swear I will never lie to you again
Please, just give me more chance, I’ll never lie to you again, no,
I swear, I will never tell a lie, I will neer tell a lie, no, no
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! sucker! sucker! sucker!

I am a liar, yeah, I am a liar, yeah, I am a liar
I lie you, I feel good, I am a liar, yeah
I lie x4 ooh, I lie, yeah, I lie
I’m a liar, I lie, I like it, I feel good, I like it, and again
I like it again and I’ll keep lying, I’ll promise

 

[MajestikMøøse]

all you need now is a prostitute or some cheap women.

HENRIK MAIN STYLE

 

[NAD]

I like your style. His too.

Think I'll probably jerk off and pass out instead, since I already flossed my teeth and all.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

actually you don't like my style at all.

because my style is stay at home, read books, post on intarnet, listen to music, write stuff and/or play guitar but NEVER DO I GO OUT LOOKING FOR WOMEN.

Although I do happen to wank a lot so maybe you admire that.

 

[NAD]

You just described my style, tonight I cranked my amp, read a book, did Windows Update, listened to some music, and getting ready for a good night choking session.

Apparently I have no interest in women right now, there are currently 4 lined up for me and I never call or go see them or anything. Well, I see one all the time but she's a mutual friend so that's really the only reason why. I'm supposed to go to some industrial club with her on Wednesday. Not gonna. :Spin:

 

[NAD]

Actually I kinda wanted to hook up with this waitress on Saturday, but then I realized that would require more than casual conversation. So I gave her a big tip and stared at her ass a lot.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

that's the way to go.

 

[lizard]

Liar I have sailed the seas
Liar from Mars to Mercury
Liar I have drunk the wine
Liar time after time
Liar you're lying to me
Liar you're lying to me
Father please forgive me
You know you'll never leave me
Please will you direct me in the right way
Liar liar liar liar
Liar that's what they keep calling me
Liar liar liar

 

[NAD]

I've been told to hire an assistant, so perhaps I should start piling on my work to him/her and sing I'M NEVER GONNA WORK, ANOTHER DAY IN MY LIFE!!! on a daily basis.

 

[lizard]

is it time for you to hire a lithesome, sensual 18 year old??

 

[NAD]

Yes! But I already had a vision of some young hot thing coming to work for me, then using her sexual power over me to USURP MY POSITION!!!

 

[lizard]

"Oh Adrian, you seem so tense....here, let me work those kinks out of your shoulders..."

 

[NAD]

huhuhhhuuhhhu man that would rule.

What'll likely happen is I'll hire one of my friends and he'll bring me Daily Tacos.

 

[lizard]

"Adrian, why does the men's bathroom keep running out of soft, absorbent paper towels?"

 

[spaffe]

Actually I kinda wanted to hook up with this waitress on Saturday, but then I realized that would require more than casual conversation. So I gave her a big tip and stared at her ass a lot.

(and also, as some form of on topic-reply since it's a great song)

Polish them rockets now, and swallow those pills
and sing... Space Lord Mother!

 

[NAD]

Polish them rockets now, and swallow those pills
and sing... Space Lord Mother!

Fuck paperwork. Maybe if my assistant is smart enough I'll never have to deal with it, that would rule. Or if she's hot and stupid I'll at least get a blowjob while doing said paperwork myself. Whoa, I wonder if that would count as prostitution?