I'm out of smokes.

Deliver my destiny.

  • Go buy more, wuss.

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • Go buy more, idiot.

    Votes: 1 7.1%
  • Go buy more, fuckin' retard.

    Votes: 9 64.3%
  • Go buy more, moron.

    Votes: 2 14.3%

  • Total voters
    14
Bought smokes AND beer.

I'm quitting on Saturday, my bro and I have a bet. Whoever starts smoking again first has to buy the other this:

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A $50 bottle of scotch. :loco:
 
I refrained from buying any last night! I knew if I did, I'd smoke a few each day all week, then smoke a bunch more this weekend. But this way I'll have clear lungs for at least 4 days, plenty of time to build up enough phlegm to construct a miniature statue of myself!
 
1-star? Seriously, who the fuck around here hasn't laughed in 10 years? Fucking fascists.
 
how much are smokes in CA now? in NY they are about $8 a pack.

just placed a large order for cigars on the net yesterday. who would have thought that cigar smoking would be a cheaper hobby then cigarette smoking?
 
One Inch Man said:
I refrained from buying any last night! I knew if I did, I'd smoke a few each day all week, then smoke a bunch more this weekend. But this way I'll have clear lungs for at least 4 days, plenty of time to build up enough phlegm to construct a miniature statue of myself!

Might as well start quitting now, dude :loco:
 
Fuck quitting, I loooooooooove to smoke. :) Although I do need to quit for a few months, been smoking for just over a year now only with the only breaks being most weekdays. When I keep it to weekends only I don't feel too unhealthy.

lurch, pack of smokes hasn't gone up in California for several years now, not really sure why. A bit over $4 for a pack of Marlboros, pretty sure it was that price in the late 90's even.