Impaled Northern Moon Forest

[blakmetalemp]

does anyone know if these guys ever put out an actual cd? if so, where can i find the tracklistings, ive checked cddb but they didnt have it (imagine that) all help appericiated!

 

[Morningrise]

hahahahaha!!
That is the most cliched black metal name I have ever heard!! Sounds fucking awesome though!

 

[blakmetalemp]

you should listen to them, it sounds like 2 guys screaming and banging on pots and pans...........wait i think thats what it is.

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

They need to shove vampire in there somewhere, maybe on the CD title

 

[astarte]

they have an album called 'Burn in Hell'

-Grim and Frostbitten Moongoats of the North
-Forlorned Invocations of Blasphemous Congregations of Lusting Goat Sodomizing Sathanis
-Gazing at the Blasphemous Moon While Perched a Top of a Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest of the Northern Mountain
-Bloodlustfully Praising Satans Unholy Almightyness in the Woods at Midnight
-Nocturnal Cauldrons Aflame Amidst the Northern Hellwitch's Perpetual Blasphemy
-Transfixing the Forbidden Blasphemous Incantation of the Conjering Wintergoat
-Masturbating on the Unholy Inverted Tracks of the Grim & Frostbitten Necrobobsledders
-Awaiting the Blasphemous Abomination of the NecroYeti While Sailing on the Northernmost Fjord of Xzfgiiizmtsath
-Lustfully Worshipping the Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down the Inverted Necromountain of Necrodeathmortum
-Awaiting the Frozen Blasphemy of the NecroYeti's Lusting Necrobation upon the Altar of Voxrfszzzisnzf
-Summoning the Unholy Frozen Winterdemons to the Grimmest and Most Frostbitten Inverted Forest of Abazagorath
-Entranced by the Northern Impaled Necrowizard's Blasphemous Incantation Amidst the Agonizing Abomination of the Lusting Necrocorpse
-Grim and Frostbitten Gay Bar

 

[luke]

 

[TrevJ]

LOL! That picture was hilarious... and it's ever funnier because you just know there are super underground bands that have CD covers and tracklistings like that...

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

I laughed so much, thanks for the laugh all, wow that was good

 

[blakmetalemp]

thanks for the tracklist astarte! and the pic i love it!

 

[cyanopsis]

For you who don't know, this was a project (hmmm) by members of Anal Cunt. It was only released in 200 copies on vinyl. The music itself is a total mockery on black metal with acoustic guitars and drums made of slapping ones knees. Very funny though.

 

[Demonspell]

I'm still looking to fill out the lineup of my own extreme metal parody, Mourning Wood. Our first album will be called Poopitanical Urethric Sphinctoria.

 

[svenske kocken]

That´s so funny. The songtitles roxxors!

Lustfully Worshipping the Inverted Moongoat While Skiing Down the Inverted Necromountain of Necrodeathmortum Totally killer!

 

[Melancholia]

I WANT THIS ALBUM no other comments!!

 

[blakmetalemp]

Melancholia, just go to audiogalaxy. probably the only place youll find their songs is on the net, i doubt theyll mind you downloading'em

 

[svenske kocken]

Yeah, they can be found on Audiogalaxy. And man, do the rock! The best stuff I´ve heard in ages!

 

[Morningrise]

I have the whole album in mp3 now, and it is very odd that I actually found some cool sounding riffs, that must have been done on accident! A couple are...

Grim and Frostbitten Moon Goats of the North......40 seconds
-Gazing at the Blasphemous Moon While Perched a Top of a Very Very Very Very Very Very Very Forsaken Crest of the Northern Mountain....14 seconds

 

[astarte]

i downloaded it too.. it's so bad that i'm starting to like it

 

[ricochet]

Ahhh, that is some of the best "music" I've heard in ages. The knee-slapping is just brilliant.

Astarte, I know what you mean. When I first listened to it, I was like, "What is this crap?". It's pretty good(bad?) now that I have listened to it several times.

 

[CarcassKreator]

Is this for reall? Or was this just made for fun? Or what actually is it?

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

I listened to it some, I was laughing uncontrollably at first. I also got some Anal Cunt songs,

RANCID SUCKS
RANCID SUCKS
RANCID SUCKS
AND THE CLASH SUCKED TOO
DUNDUNDUNDUND UNDND UDNUDNUDN