Yeah, every single one of these re-recordings is pathetically bad. It sounds like a bunch of covers recorded by some random guys on YouTube.
Bullet Ride - 1/10 - oh my fucking god. What have they done to this song. It's legitimately even worse than I thought it would be. The opening sounds so... flat. In fact every rerecorded song sounds flat, because the production is fucking awful. Anders vocals... just, wtf dude? The cleans are cringeworthy and sound horrific. Growls are dull and lifeless. Those cleans though... ugh. I literally cannot listen to this track because of how terrible they sound. An annoying, nasally whine. Nobody, even Ciko and Phobiac, can surely actually enjoy these cleans? The solo sounds fucking atrocious. Remember the awesome dual guitar in the original? Ain't in this version. Sounds like it was put through an early-2000s nu-metal processor. This rerecording is an absolute piece of shit and an embarrassment compared to the original song.
Pinball Map - 2/10 - the opening, much like Bullet Ride, is neutered as fuck although at least recognisable. Verse is passable but sounds way worse than the original, flat and boring. Pre-chorus hasn't been fucked up too much. The chorus is Anders doing his intensely irrtating whining, nasal singing which sounds horrendous. Ruined. For reasons beyond my understanding the extend the chugging section with some out of place guitar melodies and then some cheap sounding synths. Solo sounds like shit because Bjorn doesn't know what a guitar should sound like in a metal song. So overall, verses and pre-chorus recognisable but far inferior to the original, chorus pathetically weak, everything else a disaster as well.
OFTW - 1/10 - this EP should be titled 'How To Ruin Legendary Songs' because this is all these idiots are doing with these disgusting rerecordings, and OFTW gets arse raped as badly as all the others. The opening, 100% seriously, sounds identical to a cover somebody sent me way back in the mid-2000s. Same shit audio quality. Anders singing in this... I can't even find the words. He's a disgrace to his profession when he puts stuff like this out. Verses and chorus both ruined by Anders' singing. Solo is sloppy and badly mixed as expected.
The instrumental is fine, I guess, so not much to say about that other than that I'm thankful there are no vocals.
Production on this EP is an atrocity. As an experienced producer I can't believe Anders is genuinely OK releasing these songs sounding this way. To me it genuinely sounds like home production, not professional at all. The levels of instruments seem to be all over the place, not mixed properly and at times difficult to listen to. Vocals suffer the same problem, combined with Anders being one of the worst singers in existence on this record.
What a piece of shit this is.