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[Karmic]

You explain to your hooting date that she should calm down, the rain is just God crying. When she asks why God is crying you tell her it's because she is so beautiful, then you begin smearing mud on her face because you want God to stop crying.

 

[MethodicalWasteManagement]

Hahahahahahaha

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

 

[Pancakes]

...why is the date upset in the first place?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

maybe allergic to water

 

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.......... oh, ha ha ha i guess

 

[Kvlt Wench]

 

[Pancakes]

maybe allergic to water

Considering the human body is like 75% water...that'd be sorta fatal.

 

[neal]

Considering the human body is like 75% water...that'd be sorta fatal.

haha max is dumb.
-neal

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

actually i was sort of joking about an inside joke...
some of my friends saw this really stupid show where they supposedly did a news story on someone who was allergic to water... and thats why it was so retarded...

 

[Pancakes]

...yeah that is pretty retarded

 

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goddamn you people are easily amused

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

if you don't like our humor, why read the forum?

 

[Pancakes]

Because, quite frankly, SoT is boring right now.

 

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because the forum doesn't consist of 100% crappy humor

 

[Pancakes]

yes it does

 

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no, occasionally the NP thread or songs of the week thread pops up

 

[Pancakes]

They don't count.

 

[Karmic]

It started to rain, thats why.