Introducing the perfect male specimen

Originally posted by Lee_B


He always seemed to get the most female attention whenever he was over here in the UK. I know at least three girls who got an instant wide-on as soon as he walked in the pub.

Shame he has no arse. Just a spine with a hole at the bottom. I think Mikeal got his share of buttocks. That boy can fill a pair of corduroy flares alright, though not where it matters :)

Lee B - Fat arsed, ugly as sin and a dick like a California raisin
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:lol: :lol: you bastard!:lol: :lol:
 
:lol: Damn...Lee, I must have missed out on most of your posts. I don't recall you being such a...silly shit. "just a spine with a hole at the bottom" :lol:

Lina, as soon as I saw those new pictures of the boys on the site, I thought of you right away. There seemed to be more pictures of Lopez than anyone else. He's very photogenic. Did you see the one with him just standing there with the drumsticks? That's the one where I thought "She's got to be drooling over this one." :p

"That day came to an end.
And she had lost in me, her Credence."
 
I've been out of town for a couple days. Glad to see my thread got some play! :grin:

Lee, that was hysterical. And yes, I will be incorporating "wide-on" into my vocab also. :lol:

Originally posted by Opet
Lina, as soon as I saw those new pictures of the boys on the site, I thought of you right away. There seemed to be more pictures of Lopez than anyone else. He's very photogenic. Did you see the one with him just standing there with the drumsticks? That's the one where I thought "She's got to be drooling over this one." :p
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Ahhh yes, you know me well. :rolleyes: Yes, his smiling ones were especially endearing, but it's those sultry eyes that get me everytime. ;)
 
I know what you mean. It's all in the eyes! :loco:

As you mentioned also, I have to thank Lee for expanding my pig vocabulary. I was driving the other day thinking of something, and I laughed when I actually caught myself trying to remember "wide-on." :lol: Just the mental image alone...

:lol: Thank you. It's been a long day and I needed a laugh.

"Wings leave their nest at my coming,
Swaying away unto the cold glowing sky."
 
I think we Brits are the world kings of swearing and descriptive terms for rude things :)

Viz comic has compiled many in it's "Profanisaurus", and some of them are laugh out loud funny. My particular favorites include "Elvis' Leg", which is a term for the leg movement a man makes when he cums standing up, "Turkey's Wattle" for an untidy vagina and "Like a horse eating oats" for when you get your hand down the knickers of a particularly excitible female..

Some of the list is here. There's a book too, which I'm sure is stocked by Amazon. Enjoy :)

http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htm

Lee B
 
Originally posted by Lee_B
I think we Brits are the world kings of swearing and descriptive terms for rude things :)

Viz comic has compiled many in it's "Profanisaurus", and some of them are laugh out loud funny. My particular favorites include "Elvis' Leg", which is a term for the leg movement a man makes when he cums standing up, "Turkey's Wattle" for an untidy vagina and "Like a horse eating oats" for when you get your hand down the knickers of a particularly excitible female..

Some of the list is here. There's a book too, which I'm sure is stocked by Amazon. Enjoy :)

http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/profanis.htm

Lee B
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:lol: Lee, you reprisent our country well :lol:
 
I just checked out the new pics.. for some reason I find the picture of the band in their everyday clothes very funny..

Lopez is wearing this hoodie, Mendez wearing a jean jacket.. Peter's towering over them, kinda looks like a dad.. only Mikael knew that they were being photographed ;)
 
Originally posted by redblueyes
Hey, I've posted a few candid shots of the guys if you want to check em out.. you're the first to know!

http://www.redblueyes.50megs.com/photo6.html

I hope to be getting some of my live shots from the euro-tour posted in the next couple days as well. But for now.. (especially you ladies.. :p)... prepare for some nice views! :muahaha:
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Cool pics!!
The first pic of Mike looks like an old awesome painting, don't you agree? :)
The colors are great!
 
Originally posted by groteZk
I thought I read somewhere that both Lopez and Mendez were from Uruguay. Am I wrong? Is Lopez Lebanese?
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To my knowledge Lopez and Mendez are both latino names... I don't know where the two come from, though, but I think you may have mixed up the question of my boyfriend's original nationality (which is Lebanese) with the whole drooling over Lopez part.
 
yup, they're from uruguay.
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And they're damn funny. I was talking to Martin (Lopez) before the show last May for maybe 35 minutes, and he is one funny guy! He was spazzing out the whole time because this fly kept buzzing him, and he was starstruck, being that it was his first time on the Sunset Strip in LA. Pure comedy!
 
Hearse: Glad to know you're on top of things! Yeh I been lurking here and there a bit.
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Brutualizer: Yes I totally agree about that first pic of Mikael. It's my fav of all time actually.
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I thought it should be a poster, but a painting would do.:D That was taken in San Francisco.. a very fine day and a great gig back in May.
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